Judge — October 21, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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BEWARE OF THE BOYS. Wuey Twas sweet sixteen, mamma, With all its thrilling joys, You bade me to beware of all The han gallant boys L followed y For what some, se could dot 1 tondlay 1am just forty-two, There's Susie Brown her dear mamma Of boys baile her bewa But she has bee And has a son L know to her ma namin, Bat when he tried to kiss my lips called him * naughty boy? Anil thinking on your kind advice, My anger quickly grew He called (i To-day I'm forty-two. 1 single still— young Mary R Once, lon, Wh Sald it was nice The boys would gently h But [, remembering what you said Would not permit them te. The girls are m Ant I'm just forty-two, ried, si The boys no lo Nor try to sque When nobody is nijgh Bat if f was sixteen again, Til tell you what Ta do, Til never fear the bos Old maid at forty white hand nor be two. entered a jewelry store and said she 1a ring set with a consisteney, ‘A what-eney?” asked the perplexed young man, who was trying to master the art of looking into tne bowels of a watch through a micro- punching one of its cog-wheels with arging two dollars for exclaimed the young scope, his pen-knife, and the job, “1 want,’ lady, ‘a ring set with a jewel called consist- eney. Ihave often read about such a gem, but never saw one.” (This, as the reader may have already surmised, is a lie, When we utter an untruth, we always own up.) A MEDICAL j explains how to make a “dropper”—an arrangement to drop medi- cine out of a bottle. The quickest and most emphatic dropper we ever saw was a young man who entered a blacksmith shop and pick- «dup a horse shoe that had just come out of the forge. He dropped it with so much dropableness, so to speak, that it made hin perspire—and swear. A Mazanix Bible was recently sold for $17,000, Why the dickens doesn’t some en- terprising publisher get out an edition of th Mazarin Bible? He could make money by selling them as low as $16,500 a-piece. AMONG the late lingerers at the seaside is the inimitable songstress, Miss Quito, of New Jersey; in whose veins the best blood of the noblest Kniekorbockers courses, THE “JUDGE. Tue wicked Blobbs says that looking at the comet through smoked glass is very much like taking an observation of cold shoulder through a su dress. It is more aggravating than satisfactory, mer and discontented folks both good growlers. Warten dogs quite alike WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS, Vaanast, G.F.K=T hackney are under co Yon. t has lost Interest, and ita treatment ts Keep up with th om the East, bat they st ha your time > West, young FLA. R.—Dectined, Then, arrive at what For pity’s kake, if write you must f sou have an dea, peraps we sb yrose, I be able to Ne alon, not of the laurel that ts years, We ¢ sour py shared the aloe's pecultarity JULIA ASSY—You may € £ & pressure of the hand qnivatent toa proposal if son like Jt the direct Is diter, A young reganle! the of her escort at a cath are so Proposal, Wut anything will do, s0 Marks ts witlin’ G. GreRN.—No verse, please. n the editori canaiaty, breast when, feeling of ut n pening. e margin of the Inclosure tells the direful eof pull exelte sour syropathy, And & y large p ne get (yours included) bas notht mon with poetry than the capital n't know the but as a general role ise ang youn ‘Tenors are ay neeited, anid Besides, an artist although his voice may elf wedded to bis art, and, high, th agli LG, (Paladelphia),—Priend, v ie epelling ts not yet by some kind of rule tripe, are abead of your age even phonet c anshow, A pheric condition that the phir are you sure that “To go Dlackterrying time.” We cannot print your poem til we these points, he spell Ing taust be guid Je" the metteortl When the baby will ers tein, bahy mag die, When baby has puins at slead Now med, father In a plight; Then g fa learn without delay That Cas night and day, ASURI : poor. Dk. KRUSE, Cisracse “DE depan: | pron: five cei Weeks, without knlf referen ligature, or ¢ DR. 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