Judge — October 14, 1882 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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THE KICKER How doth the little kicker now Upset the party slate, And with v Go for the cant ngeance on his brow The ticket with its list of names So ruthlessly he'll serateh, And all the party's hopes and gayly he'll dispatch, ims Jidate may fume and boast ‘That all must now obey little kicker rules the roost Upon election day Make way, then, Foe of the can Naught cares he Or for the par the kicker bold, party fold, Swinnurye, the poet, is coming to Ameri Ilis poetry is just a litule otf, you know ; for he isa refined and wsthetic Wait W) hitman, But he is one of the grandest poets of the age. It is said that he sometimes becomes so ex- cited in society, that he bites young ladies’ arms and chins, It may be necessary to warn Mr. Swinburne, or Swineburn, thatif he comes over here hungry, he may chew all the hash he wants, and we will heel the Lanca ters, and Mon and Fawectts, that instead of criticising him they will fill him with lahaledah Blue Point oysters and ry brandyalrops ; but he must not be a cannibal. Me may have chewing-gum, but he must not cat any feminine ears, unless, in- deed, he can find them on the head of some little, crisp, brown sissy pig, with apple- sauc so Dr. Buss is howling again. What he needs is a patient without a backbone. Lapies’ hoops are to be staving big this year. Bey Butier, the war-horse, is going to pro- pound some big questions in the campaign. ‘The war-horse is entitled to his battle-ax. Ax ‘em often, Benjamin. Abawt fell for an apple ; his descendants tumble oa a banana skin. Bos INGERSOLL is wealthy, and cannot enter the kingdom of heaven, When Robert at last repents the guardian angel of the golden stairs will say “ nabob.”” SQUIRRELS they gopher re so plentiful out West that m-houses, Herbert Srexcer was bounced on a cor- duroy road, He thought he was reading the funny items in a Canada newspaper. Let Governor Colquitt, of Georgia, call quits with the saloon-keepers. due Pinte chief, Winnemucca, who has just taken his seventh wife, isa high old muc- camuck, Peter Cooper still persists in believing that there should not be so much specie, It must be that greenbacks warm his legs. Wuen a man goes back to the country and hears the hens cackling, he is probably re- minded of the old laying sign. THE JUDGE, WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. Iran PreRKE. 0 constile The other MS. s under MORSING Stax.—You must get up still ear catch Tne Jepax napping and palm of pit jokes riginal, ifyou hope to “1 and de- =We do not M. 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