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Lin a Paris “1s as ood as new,” replied the prisoner, “for I have never used it.” A atest once asked mned con What kind of a conscience hate yout” Srectat Policeman Allen had an egy yesterday of bis hens, which measured eight inches in cir- ce one way and six and three-quar Just so, Policemen in the country wonderful while city but once in a wh ers the —Exhanye. towns are al policemen are asleep on their b we hear of a metropx lays a big, big golden egy—nsually in front of @ bank when the same is being robbed, and the policeman is chasing a small boy who bas stolen an apple. “ Pansos,” said a man, approaching an Arkansaw minister, “I reckon you'd better take my name off your church books and let me go!” “ Why so?” asked the preacher. You have always been a consistent church member.” * Wall, you see, I stole a mule, and I thought it wouldn't be healthy for the church for me to belong toit.” “When did you steal the mule?” About six monthsago.” “Why, since thattime you have assisted in several revivals. When were you seized with re- morse!” “To-day.” “Was there a canse that in- fluenced you to make an acknowledgment!” “Yes, something of a cause.” “What was itt” “They proved that I stole the mule. So have concladed to quit the church. If they hadn’t proved it, I would have remained longer."—Arkansae Trareler. “wast a divorce!” exclaimed a man, entering th Arkansaw Supreme Court room, and ing the judge. “This is no place for divorces,” answered the judge. “Go and consult a lawyer.” + Bat I want the question decided, whether or not I can get a divor “What are th nds?” asked the judge. “General cussednessand a failureto gee.” How long have you been married!" “I’m not married. 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