Judge — September 30, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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TF SSCEEE POSES “I Knowed You'd Come." It is generally known that railroad offici: like the visions of fast trains which ar flitting before them, that their proms the static fore, 01 always on time, like the tickets sold at » of this exceedingly brisk class of | ’ v wayfarers is discovered napping there is com: | motion in railroad cire whose gi idward Mott, itic figure is familiar to thonsands in this and other States, recently met a fri from Vort Jervis on Broadwa man from that great railroa ted the Sheepshead Bay race-track on the | previous day, and, being without a return | ticket to Port Jervis, was contemplating the | ibility of counting the railroad ties be- ey City and that place. In Sir the young man recognized every- hody’s friend, Sir Edward invited him into boring wine-room, and said main here until I return, and u shall be provided with a ticket and pin-money. ising to return within an hour, Sir Ed- rd hastened He met sundry friends on the road to his office, and was pers by one of them to take a ride behind trotter “on the road.” After a ple arn at Judge Smith’s Sir Edward return to his home and crept into his little bed, While reealling his sins of the day he th of the young man from Port Jervis, Uis hair stood on end as he leaped from his conch. He hastily robed himself and dashed out of his r ee into the after midnight, He hurried tot ‘There sat the young man from Port J He was rigid from sitting eight a hours, and during all that time his th not been allayed, When he saw Si he arose, like land gasped, “1 | good. When, there: | | uy seill be drowned knowed you'd come.” ward merely df The young man filled a glass he had « tender said, ass, the . My friend, take a drink with ne again filled and emptied. | y was furnished with a ticket sand “pin-noney.” Sir Ede he hears some one ing throughout the day and night, “1 knowed 1 com From ~ Essay on the Ono,” hy Josep Mest) “A Fall Romance.” + You do not love me, dearest.” Such were the words that fell from the lips of A rnon W, Smith, in whose veins ran the blood of a hundred dry goods eler tors, as he stool on that eventful evening when his salary had been increased from $6 to $7 per week, at the of Daisy Snodgrass, and resolved to ask her to marry him A pretty picture did t ween, standi couple make, I pensively under the lofly pe trees of Snodgrass Manor, he with his strong ruddy nose and sensnous watch-chain, and she with | ‘ eet, and | chaste bed-tick polon: As the young man hissed forth the words which open this chapter, his face took on the latest agony. ‘Tell me, dearest,” ke “why you thas dash down from altar of your love the crimson 1 of my hopes? Can, oh! can you be so sto condemn me without a reason into verns of disappoint- nbition, like the soar- nothing, would wheel wht through the eternal intinie istence to choose a mate who would mateh its own splendid « ties of bit, sitting half’ a square off, showed signs of having taken an emeti The girl sadly shook her head. “Why is it then, dearest almost inaudi- bly murmured the young man, “that you have shunned me all this evening, and when [a you for a kiss you turned | with an impatient gesture? | my soul, uncon: ide your he: Do not condemn sof its guilt, to mope on the ba n desert ¢ appointed love, there to wheel its flight thro ill the hideous eter- nity of despair, above the spot where lie the bleaching skeletons of love and ambition. Do but tell my guilt, and set a penance, which, no matter how hideous it might be, my soul wonld leap to execute, yea, were it even to hi’? said the girl at length, elevating her Dearborn avenue nose to an angle of thirty seven de nd coyly mashing her kitten with her foot, “if you must , it is the onions you had for supper.” pom BRAIN, vol investment,” said the fel- low who stole a vest and walked otf ‘The young man bronght a recommendation, certifying that his former employer consider: ed him a young man of gr fs whom he had always placed ¢ mad an thought he wouldn't hire the had had consi t promise, in whom he had amount of $20 worth or able experience with me more of PHONE etiquette says that a man must remove his hat when talking with a lady. “You must have more patienc vetor to the young straggling sa:v-bones, That's just what Ido want,” said the young How, ALITTLE fellow, whose father keeps a hote was being questioned by his Sunday-schoo teacher about Elijah, the prophet, who fel by the r The story had been fi hh went te the brook and Then ean question, “ Where did Elijah zo?" ‘The answer was, * He went to the | widow and her son,” the ques use of a poor ‘The little fellow heard 1, and then in tones of astonishme ed, “Why dida’t he go to ALVIN SHELDON, the Ii Pa., desi He has lived in a cave forty years, the only furniture of which was a chair and box, The girls told the old fellow, that during courting one chair was all the furniture a couple would need, but after marriage they would need at least two, one for each to throw. Ile concluded not to get hitched. nit of Pike county, sto get ma Stat has two kings. Siamese twins. Yet they are not Cetewayo wanted to marry an Probably so as_to belong to th crowd, comicbooks.com