Judge — September 2, 1882 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 1S OF POLice Mes.) OUR POPULAR FARCES. peli: Chorus of Volicemen LONG ISLAND GITY. Look at our shields so fine, As we stand up in lin REPORTED BY © ED.” And you'll Such men na we find ! nthe hand, Cuanactens | Mavor DeBrsonee, ( missos, Ma. Law asp | * the grand; OkpER, Tosy Skint, Pouien Comessiosnn Bites ve drink ou Suenivy Fatren, Heantn Conatssiosen Skirt, Pool Without a fear | rellers, Gamblers, Policemen, Pool-buyers, ee And by t | Sexe anlere Pate | It's never we get paid | The ‘s been mislaid, | Just listen to our ditty ; We run Long Island City, Chorals And wouldn't it be a pity [Bet Chorus hurriedly to see who finished sirst, | If we were forced te "Bout that, though, we ¢ As long as suck » buy pools ina furry You will not find us grieva, To accommodate we're willin, | From five dollars to a shil You can buy pools, while ye (Eater Tosy SwILLER.) Touy Skiller— T runs a saloon th Vee x ) And ye bet that Lm When thy the corner, me boys, of the pool-rooms AN other liquors as well, f dutfers come ont after each Fa | And the winner's boon marked with a star, AN ANXIOUS FATHER'S INVESTH | Is the truth Lam telling, believe n | Itis three deep they stand at th | | is o'er, | fe filling, Our pockets to oF not Me was an ant U ad emuethinig Any ian of any nation, ‘an old maid on his hands. and eo he salle that could undoubtedly stand the tear bar, Pedigree or elev But, would you believe itt All the papers are banging | (we Hunter's Point men = Our Mayor hasn't béen 1 at our station, | Ready quite to ruin him te (Eater Mavor DeBrvonek.) They say it’s a shame th: Poot, SELtaeRs J allow the po ‘ow what an idea is t Sinee first the grass was green; Ives it wer Mayor De Berurce— Them: If they tes Point inside of a year yt of it will be left but its smell y very one tend to 1 ve Hunter's Hh, to Long Is! Ob, Lam the Ma: Anda Inileed it has been T keep it in my bead, Lat ‘That of Mayors I take the cake. Cityt you F to leave them alone; Mf; ag everywhere else. Our water-work ey; One streets would make you cry; | The maxim standa good her Pat into office { was by fraud, ‘All that each of ox after la pelf | Our attorney's away; And I went for all T could get. . , a | ice get no pay w the Treasury's for aale, and Lam under bail, — | VERE Mane whe ie selling fornetle | Oh, come to Long Island City! ‘s safe, you bet. (Enter Sherif’ Fauten.) | No Exeise Board have Of cor me prevails: No notice of it I take. ish, and red and black I nourish, lve come to tell that | meant w le stake. My duty I tried to Tatarted to tight 's And immorality pun Hard then T tried, and By the sg They would i take a sail Moxocraw wovare’ine: | eae : No complainant would bo found formed, don't come any higher than the ordi- (Fer Benge, Goxnrssinns Ba) Hlaspe Sie (our epenokting nary cotton variety, torn off the end of a piece of six-cent muslin, We shall probably ke | have ocular proof of this assertion on the first windy day, | | Bat the me | about; Sher 7 Kalter— Our firemen ean't Tia four cents And we are Oh, come to Long Island City! pa the I merry. Although the public will frequently kick, wrong for right And worry over the thing The reason is plain, th They are not int (Brit Mayor DeBeve (Cenraty.] we no Leal to expluin-- rin Bie My business was slack ; Now l've a pile, [live in style OT my game of red and bh [Brit Reliold at Ex-police hoss of Hunter's Pe He an ald cut of joint, June the game stands. rind pool-selling, for to stop. | shoy, (Buter Conosen Bomtsses.) | | ni vowed to shut up eve . Fo stop the racket without fal ieponeriié= IN Pennsylvania we have a_pract put the gt ers into jail I'm a jolly oft! post-mortem, tration of “ Political momy.” Thi spends over ti 1 parper—auuerstand ? And t : thousand dollars in advei It sounded good throughout the land; felt on stle in the * for proposals for furnishing eight hundred Until they got me down so tine, And I serve out beer at noon. dollars’ worth of stationery. And this sc Thad to act, or el v can talk about your Me The last I did, ‘twas rather rough, Hut what knocks My boodle hardly was e 20 run a slovs nornins., \ii resign. of economy” has been going on for years without any of the guilty part out of joint, ing been sh Bat still, panacea of all, murdered by the tax-payers! Fm reappointed in the fall ‘There are pool-rooms by the dozen, — (ee ‘On each block a gambling den, | Castoria, (Bater Mi. Law ASD ORDER.) Thwy say they mean to stop ‘em — | Abid slays are feeting, wont Tut they sie in teething But when will t . “y when? Mr. Lue and Order: 1 Queen Victoria K Castoria; a sworn city ollicial, ‘nies alae ais Vm nw Thelong t Of order and of hermes uy, (Beit to hold an inquest and order tico more keys fivall mea All we ean do is jaw fer ull the Characters. Join hands ant circe | Yeaws We it de round.) Though we may tx led too recent, Grasp Fixat We'll see the battle’s wo Weill reform Long Island City, poys and Tae! joint, soe the byantndea e larks they rise tn eariy ° bot Over thei Hunter's Point AUPPOSE WE HAY Montigns so fine y st MOSTIONY Our Is ju y can't be beat bar goo as wheat, Sure as i sing this ditty, REWARD for a pertume like Read's Grasp : To live at your ease, $1.000 eens tock Brat previtum ‘at At Bout nineteen hundred-one, And do as you please. lapta: also The World's ‘4s pronounced the best in| 5 se. the world for pangvacy. strength, apd delicacy of odor. It ts | (Exit t0 buy a combination. Oh, come to Long Island City! made of Ottar of huses and French Flowers. > + comicbooks.com