Judge — August 12, 1882 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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i THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 34 and 36 North Moore Street, N.Y. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Ye Copy, sx mont Copy, for 13 weeks rd Ail Tue Jeoce PewLsHING Co, 34 and 94 North Moon? st, N. ¥ NOTICE! * 0 t their valuation upon the articles they A price we may ourelve ined articles, A New Feature. Fasiioxap.e hotels at the seaside and other resorts have a special dining-room for servants and children, and lately, since dogs have become a feminine weakness, these pets are taken to this table and attended to by maids especially engaged for the purpose. It really is not fashionable to have children, but uo fashionable lady would think of doing Without a pug or poodle of some breed, and it has come to this point that a lady's waiting- maid must now understand the care of dogs as well as of children, Nice, isn’t it? Fashion's Changes. Tr isn't so very long a regarded as an exceedingly low amusement, but of late fashion has slipped in and gilded it with her transforming brush and placed the stamp of re ability upon it, Young men n coll bring their wellaworn boxing gloves with them and assist in making the business respectable, and tender females wit- ness and applaud the exhibitions they give, Indeed, we have heard of several instance: where private sparring matches have be given in high-toned houscholds for the amuse- pnt of a select number of friends. It is, in ct, the latest craze, Which tie encounter be tween those high-toned gentlemen, Sullivan and Wilson, did mueh to popularize, and now even the ladedah youth must be up in box- ing or be regarded a slouch. Oh, that something would happen to popu- larize honest labor! The American Navy. AMERICANS must be proud of their nay when they recall the fact that one of the ves- sels of that remarkable collection patched up by the illustrious Geo M. Robeson, of New Jersey, was found serving the British govern- ytat Alexand Of course John Bull was teful for small favors, and the American go that boxing was | Alexandria, that we h AME! antl the for for wert and ¢ in Mall said Wagnerian nine of € happen te 8 toi Kilkenny. becomes fre tuliplov Aitech € Ay | while ay | oueW: the remarke to little Pennsylva dumb a: THE JUDGE. horror of Richelicu Robirson in the bay of We call attention to this subject more especially to show the importance of the American navy in foreign waters. ave a navy at all may surprise those who are somewhat familiar with the of the thieves who | Department for years. ve controlled the Our National Anthems. ca has had several great Dut none of them he em. We stole + ¥ lish, and though we had nothing but fife and drum to play it on, we nevertheless whipped our enemies, ul It remained, however, enere ito: insixt upon: Our’ having an : ' | could soon pay off th American anthem, notwithstandin; : as a domestic, sentimental people, satis | “Home, Sweet Hom ther of which But the foreigner sted. First of all, Drum-Major more, an Irishman, covered us with an an- them, as with a pall. musie, too; and every alderman in the ¢ fied with the music ¢ Old Folks at How anthem enough for us. «don't know.” Donnybrook Buta carious fes it had to be it the right snap ica do for the al anthem if it should ever t short of Trishnien? the bass-drammer struck his Ba: ran eleetr more’s anth played by Irishmen to. giv | and bang; and what would Ameri | playing of its nation: agine hi punching a head'at Donnybrook, and the tifes supposed to be sending a friendly echo from Bug the Fenian: an anthem written by T it is to be the Irish anthem as svonas Ireland and is ruled by all her of native-born kings. The next foreigner who tried to fi national anthent upon Ameri , silent Dutchman, by the n: Lukens, known “Our Attic Onvique.” et of tender seusibilities, tried guer Wagner by putting a pun inte note, like ruthlessly pinmng a ‘The anthem was played at Communipaw, and all tre beeves, tscy Gilmore, and every pretty butterfly to a wall. heard it, had tears im their eyes, and walked up to. the butehe killed. One Duteh conntryman of Lukens’ it was too much pretzels and ooners; but it was a succes it was stolen from America and and begged to be adopted by a ia Dutch colony to wrap around the tintinnabulation and cow-bells and incr drive away tramps. Thus, Ame tional anthem, a had, first, an Irish-stew na- a deaf-and- Jum anthem, witha sweitzer-c tachment, and no’stops. man has decided tional anthem, and “Empty is the Cradle, undertaken to wrestle the championship from In some respects we shall have a na- ry Kennedy, author both Gilmore and Lukens. his is far superior to Gilmore's anthem, the time of w ch the drum-major bad to mark with a shillalai, It has more roast-beef about it. It lackssome of the snap of Lukens’ production, wherein the tenoralrum always broke a string at the chorus, But it will las and ifthe English do not like it we will send the squad of marines to preserve order. We hope that anthem-vriting will be kept np for us by our foreign fr We need a cos- mopolitan anthem as an_ aces our American succotash and pumpkin-pie. Our French, Russian, and Asiatic friends should not forget us, We import iron, beer, ipaniment to herrings, wine, diamonds, and cabbages, and >is no reason why we should not import assortment of foreign American an- ch a che thems, small tari! duty national debt. Vive rging we la Merikay! Mr. WaLtoy says, in answer to the charges | made by Mr. Kelly, the book-maker, that he is bringing American racing into disrepute through bribing jockeys and trainers, that he never paid money to a jockey to lose a race. Would it be possible for a jockey, after re- ceiving $1,000 from Mr, Walton to win a race, to pay the rest of the jockeys entered for the event sufficient: money to persuade them | to “pull” their horses? We think so, and Mr. Walton's assertions that he is endc ve | ing to benefit racing in this country are alto- yether too misty Way do the he men speak of Frane “Plunger,” as Petey?” cn, jockeys, and betting heodore Walton, the Wuy does not some one have Walton “ruled off” for disorderly conduct when he begins to blaspheme on the quarte in the paddock at Monmouth Park? stretch or Wuetner James E. Kelly, the book-maker, isa gambler within the meaning of the law, or whether he was ever “ ruled off” the Sara- toga “track, m: should be none the less severely dealt with because the charges made against him were preferred by a gambler. no ditferenc Walton ke: A prize of a gold me jal, or a ton of coal, should be given to the man or woman who can satisfactorily explain the real necessity of atic critics on the stats of newspapers of this or any other country, WHEN three so-called dramatic critics set upon another in the lobby of a theater, and t him over the head with beavy canes, the time has probably arrived for the incarcera tion of at least three so-called dramatic critic: in State prison. How many young snobs seek rest in the country, giving as an excuse for so doing that they are brain weary, which fact conveys the first intelligence to their friends that they ever had anything of the kind to get wear; Loxc Braxcu is only a branch watering- place anyhow. 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