Judge — July 29, 1882 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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City, at rich's, Iedley's, and other Fancy Goods f base imitations, $1,000 arrest and proof of any one selling the same, BOUND COPIES FIRST VOLUME or ‘THE JUDGE, Price in Cloth, $3.80. FOR SALE at the PUBLICATION OFFICE 34 and 36 North Moore St. A WOMAN got mad the other day just be- cause a man told her that the reason she wore long skirts was to hide a pair of shin-bones from vagrant dogs. Tue Turks have so often fired the heart of Europe that they should now be “ fired” out of it. Cowsoys will be cowboys, but the cow- boys of New York, when they go out on their Sunday excursions by boat, are of late a trifle more careful about where they land than they formerly were, owing to armed, watchful, and indignant suburban citizens. WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. “To Loxe.""—Too long. P, BaLiixo.—It was pablished in No. 21. Ruet WiLDER.—The sketches have been returned. W. BarEs.—Your sketeh 1s too long and very much too ama- tearish, “W, BL” 3. L, McC,—Sketeh accepted, Will Jook up the others you mention, If they were ever received, S.—" Dean Icpor: Which ts the greater, the Inclosed poem clipped from the Scranton Reputican, oF Gulteau's * Babble fon the scaffold, or the *Charge of the Heavy} Brigade The subject Js before our debating society, and your opinion will bbe halied with pleasure by ua:”” “A Literary Curtosity. “The following was written by a Luzerne miner who was blinded by an explosion of powder. It was being sold by his butty’ yesterday for the victim's benefit, Its like may never be seen again: “SONG OF GUITRAU AND GARFIELD, “+ Ob, Lam going to Washington, Is the reason why ‘That 1am going now. For 1 am going to W Is the reason wh For to see Guitean hung: For on the 30th of June Is the day he 4s to #u: And that is what they say, For hes the meanest man ‘That ever I iid see. And be ought to be bung long ago, Por the reason that he ought to auter; Por he murdered James Garfield, For it was tn the Baltimore and Potomac depot Where Gaiteaa shot hi For be was once a boatman, ‘Then be was a driver, ‘Then be got to be a soldier. For then he was President for six months, ‘Then aferwanis be diet. Por if I were into Washington Vd tell you what I'd do, ‘That I would plunge a Knife to bis heart. For he is the meanest man ‘That ever lived on earth, And he ought to be dead long ago. Yor when tbey arrested him ‘They marched bim off to jail, ‘And that is where be ts now; For now they bave to wateh him, Guard bia night and day For fearings of the mob, =p Harvey.” We give “Tip Harvey " the cake, and If we could only en- gage him exclusively for Tue JUDGE, we think we could safely dispose of our cartoons and rely wholly upon his genius in forcing our way to tbe front, ———————S ee Castoria. 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