Judge — May 27, 1882 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Of the numerous dealers, because they conld see a few cents more profit, have been guilty of offering worthless substitutes for the only original and gen- uine Salphur Soap—GLE! by name. There- fore, the public should guard against these deceptive imitations, and always ask for GLENN'S SUL- PHUR SOAP, by its full name, and take noother. Read the following evidence from a highly respecta- ble source: Fepatation as the best and’ Salphar Soa; fate cna ie Seen a tac Sereeninincloniy evecare ire one ats Searle aes ics Ec sheet Ec ee edt Tae SNe bt ot eed facie ration cum Saas dias DS es ft eee Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. The most effective external Remedy extant for the cure of Skin Diseases and for Reaatifying the Complexion, CAUTION. There are counterfeita. Ask for Glenn's and see that the name Of C. N. CRITTESTON {a on each packet, Sold by druggists, 25¢.; 3 cakes, 60c. and malled to any address on recelpt of HALE’S HONEY —or— HOREHOUND AND TAR FOR ADULTS and CHILDREN, ‘The Great Cure for all COUGHS, COLDS, DIFFICULT BREATHING, and AFFEC- TIONS OF THE THROAT, BRONCHIAL F TURES and LUNGS, leading to CON- SUMPTION Children derive great benefit from its Sooth- ing properties when suffering with Croup and Whooping Cough. ©. N. CRITTENTOS, Prop'r, 115 Fulton st. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Pike's Toothache Drops cure in one minute. DO NOT THINK that Sapollo ba FANCY ARTICLE because it fs put up in an attractive style. _ Jt will do more Work and will do it better than Three Cakes of any MINERAL OR SCOURING Soap ever made. gost MORGAN Soy, AY BETTER and CHEAPER than SOAP POR ALL HOUSE CLEANING PURPOSES. IT WILL CLEAN oS, Bh Te, crete, IT WILL POLISH Copper and Steel Wares of all kinds or Rotten Stone—ASK FOR IT— kita better tnd Cheepeal Gee, gubaitnte for Hit ts the Best TRY HAND SAPOLIO for an everyday Tollet and Bath Soap. It has no than Grocers and Druggists Sell Our Goods Me, Jouss, says Burdette, came to a hotel in Bis. marck with a cheap-looking trunk, worth about The clerk sized bim up, and gave him a back room, just under the roof, with a dormer window, a camp bed, and a tin basin for farniture. ‘The porter snubbed him, and he was the last man waited on at the table, and he was always seated where he couldn't reach the bread the castor. He went away on business, was gone xX weeks, and left his room-loor open. And thea when he came back and opened that old trunk, and took $12,000 in gold out of it, the landlord pulled out all his hair for mortification, and went and got roaring drunk for five days; the clerk forgot to paste down his front hair, and went one whole day without changing his eight-inch cuffs, and the porter went out in the woods and lay down and died. Moral: Never disdain to go through a trunk because it looks cheap, You can't tell what it may assay. Tue steamer Brooklyn, of the United States navy, got in the way of a yaw! boat, and was cut down to the water's edge, and had to be dry-locked for repairs. Now if they will keep that navy on the dry-dock it will be comparatively safe, unless the wind blows a piece of tin roofing against it. The government is very careless in trusting its navy in the water where there-are other boats: The navy shoald have trucks on it, and run ashore when It sees a skit! coming.—Peck’s Sun.~ A Brooxtys clergyman informs us that nine-tenths of the redeemed in heaven will be women. It seems too bad if religion has jot to come down to such arga- ments to convert mankind.— Lowell Citizen. ‘A SICE-LooKiNe young man,-who seated himself in a well-filled North Side car, held 4u between his jeweled fingers the stump of acigar, giving out its dying fumes. They are not a pleasant odor, even to old smokers, and in this case was specially vicious.” One bright little misa, a dozen years old, sancily remarked, 80 a8 to be heard: ‘If he will throw it away, I.will pick bim up a longer stump as soon as we get up to the park.” It was not long before that young man went to the front platform to see a man.—Clereland Herald. Tur New York Commercial Adeertiser announces that “eating matches are a favoriteamusement among college students in Alabama.” These college noodles should be persuaded to eat a few parlor matches—the kind that have pleuty of brimstone and sulphur on the business end. - That would cure + eating matches” in colleges. — Exchange. Iris daid that the Mayor of Rolla, Mo., closed the schools one lay last month, $0 that the children could go to see a criminal hanged. Very few mayors are 80 kind-hearted; He believes in letting the children have lots of enjoyment—and see what they will come to if they neglect their school-books and read dime novels. —Norristown Herald. Naroréhas her own way of canning fish, but she generallyspses the peli-can for the. operation.—-Kome Sentinel, “© Jennings’ Sanitary Depot. Liberal Trade Discou! Strictly Reserved 30.00 25.00 MY WIFE'S MOTHER, By “‘BRICKTOP.” One of the funniest and most satirical books ever published; SPataras tees mater Gchenecaee Sena io eents ta FRANK TOUSEY, Publisher, Nos. 34 & 36 North Moore St., N. Y., ‘and you will receive a copy by retarn mail, Send one, two, three or five dollars for a retali Dox, by express, of the beat Candies in the World, put up in handsome boxea. All strictly pure. Suitable for presenta, Try it once. Address, C. F, GUNTHER, Confectioner, ‘78 Madison St., Chicago. mt: RH EUMATISM Gout, Gravel Diabetes, French Vegetal Salicylate, infalli irmlest Scsaticaly" proclaimed spac Feliere at once; cans within foar PARIS. No. bot W. NOY, Send stamp for pamphlet and references. “Avihentic proofs furnisted at office. COOGAN BROS. 121,123, 125 and 127 BOWERY, CORNER GRAND STREET, N. Y, FURNITURE, CARPETS BEDDING. &e For the information of those desiring to furnish their homes in a moderate manner we append the following list of prices: PARLOR. 1 raw allk Parlor Suite, 1 pieces. 1 Genter Tate. marbie top. 1 Pier GiamFtench plate 2 pair rawaMik Curtains, with Poie Gornices % . LIBRARY. 1 Rook-case 1 Library Tabie 1 Lounge, 2 EaayChaline aiid 2 pale Curtatoy ot raw allt, DINING-ROOM. 2 Dining Arm-Chairs. 4 Dining Chairs, BEDROOM SUITES. 1 painted Chamter Suite, 6 pieces... 1 painted Chamber Dressling-Case 5\ 1 ash Chamber Suite, 10 pieces, 1 walnut Chamber Sulte, 10 pleces. BEDDING. 1 Hair Mattress, foest quality... 2 Halt Pillows, or best kathers. 1 Hosk-dlted Halr.top Mattress. 1 Wedge Bolsters. sss : CARPETS. Moguettes, pet yard ody Iirussels, Strame. per sani Tous Brassels, frame, per yar Tapestry Brussels. per yard EX. Tapestry Brussels, per yi Ingrains, all wool. Tograina, all ‘wool, ex. sapertine Cottons, per 5 ‘Mattings, per y ssueverse All Goods sold on the Most Reasonable Terms of Payment. Our large capital ens- bles us to give longer credit and better terms than any other house in the trade. Our inva- riably fair treatment of customers is well known. We never subject them to any of the annoyances practiced by petty dealers. ILLUSTRATED DESCRIPTIVE PRICE LIST SENT FREE ON APPLICATION. Mention “THE JUDGE.” JAS. & EDWARD COOGAN 121, 123, 125, 127 BOWERY, Comer GRAND ST.. New York. . comicbooks.com