Judge — May 13, 1882 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Send one, two, three or five dollars for a retali box, by express, of the best Candies in the World, pat up in handsome boxes. All strictly pure. Saltable for presents. Try it once. ©. F, GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Madison St., Chicago. ots RHEUMATISM COOGAN BROS, 121, 123, 195 and 127 BOWERY, CORNER GRAND STREET, CANDY: ‘Address, N.Y. FURNITURE, CARPETS, BEDDING, &c. For the information of those desiring to furnish their homes in a moderate manner we append the following list of prices: PARLOR. 1 raw silk Partor Salte, 7 pleces 2 palr Curtains of raw slik, with Pole Cornices DINING-ROOM. 1 marbie-top Sideboard... 1 pillar Ex ension Table, cinw foot BEDROOM SUITES. 1 painted Chamber Suite; 6 pieces 1 paint mber Dressing-Case Sulte, § pieces. 1 han Chamber Satte-10 pleses 1 walnut Chamber Saite, 10 pi BEDDING. 1 Hair Mattress, finest quatity. 2 Hair Pulows, or est feathers. 1 Husk-dlied Halr-top Mattress. 1 Weige Bolster wood 3883 CARPETS. Moguettes, per yard. Body Brussels, &-fra Body Brassels, frame, ‘Tapestry Brussels, EX. Tapestry Brussels, per yard. Tagrains, all wool. Ingrains, all wool, Cottons, per yanl. Mattings, per yard ssuessuss Terms of Payment. Our largo capital ena- bles us to give longer credit and better terms than any other house in the trade. Our inva- riably fair treatment of customers is woll known. We never subject thom to any of the annoyances practiced by petty dealers. ILLUSTRATED DESCRIPTIVE PRICE LIST SENT FREE ON APPLICATION. Mention “THE JUDGE.” JAS. & EDWARD COOGAN 121, 123, 125, 127 BOWERY, Corner GRAND ST., New York. Mr. Hexry Cray Luxexs (‘Erratic Enrique”) is the sole agent and representative of the Texas Siftings in New York city and vicinity, and about May Ist will open a bureau of advertising, correspondence, and de- delivery. Mr. Lukens has terminated his association with Tae Jcpor as a regular contributor to ita col- umns.—Rochester Express. Commercial to the last! “Excese me, Bridget, but may I ingulre what this arrangement means that you have hung up on the kitchen wall!” “Oh, that! Sure an’ it'sadado, mum, and just wait till you see the beautiful paycock’s feather Til be afther hanging above the dure. It’s issthetic T am, mum, if you plaze, and my yallery greenery young man’s comin’ here to take tay wid me this evening.” —Grip. Woorver heard of a mule Georgetown Record. killing mules on the s die a gnatural death? 1g @ natural death!” We have. Buffalo gnats are Do not those mules Siftings. Ture willingness of the Scovilles to take charge of Guiteau and his estate reminds one of the Irishman who was married, before the war, to a rich Southern widow, owning five hundred negroes, and belonging to one of the first families of Virginia, When the preacher asked, ‘Dost thou take this woman to be thy wedded wife, to love her, to cherish her,” ete., Paddy spoke up: “T do, and the nagurs, too."—Exchange. Tuene was one hard case inside of anotter bard caso when Jesse James was buried in a metallic burial case. Jease’s folks say he is better off in heaven, and as there fs no reward for him there, may be he is. Texas Sift- ings. Tue Boston Post wants to know why Belknap does not come to the front. It israining mush and milk for that style of patriot jast now. Wuex a Kentucky Congressman was informed that he could have all the garden seeds he wanted from the Agricultural Department, he exclaimed: ‘Seeds! What do I want seeds for? But hold on! Yes, yes, I believe Ido want a few.” And he forthwith sent for half a bushel of cardamom seeds, the only seeds he had any use for,— Brooklyn Eagle. Hayes is reported to have contributed $250 to the Garfield monument fund. When it comes to his poy- ing over the money it is mercifully proposed to ad- minister chloroform. The entire $250 will be extracted from him at once, before he is seized with remorse, takes it all back, and expects Interest on it besides. - Exchange. A Texas exchange says the Arabs aro heartless wretches, but that is what the editor always says about people who do not subscribe to his paper nor ad- vertise in it—Exchange. “Gorxa to the shoah this summer, old feller?” ‘aw; the shoah’s to bracing, don't you naw; makes a feller feel too much like work."—Boston Bullet “Asp the cares of daylight flee,” saya Earl Marblo in a“barcarole.” The cares of a daylight flea are very apt to make a barker roll.—Ecchange. Jennings’ Sanitary Depot. Tho > All Earthenware,” The * Offset.” ., MY WIFE'S MOTHER, By “ BRICKTOP.” One of the funniest and most satirical books ever published; everybody knows “ BRICKTOP " as the great humorist of the day. Do not fall to purchase this book, and judge for yourself. Send 10 centato FRANK _TOUSEY, Publisher, Nos. 84 & 36 North Moore St, N. Y., fand son will receive a copy by return mall. Un THE GREA URE FOR ITCHING PILES ptoms are moisture, stinging, itching, worweat sidan? ovens af plorworans weve erating boat ‘the rectum; the private partaare often affected. Aaa, Pleasnnt economical and postive care, Sarees ixTaxst is euperior to any article in the market, pen, oF send 80 eta. in Sct. Stampa 3 ‘Boxes, $1.25. ‘Da. Swarwe & Soy, Phila, Pa MONARCH LINE. NEW YORK AND LONDON. Splendid, new, fast steamers leave dock adjoining Pavonia Ferry, Jersey City: Persian Monarch Egyptian Monarch. ‘satarday, May'13 Assyrian Monarch... Saturday, May 27 Superior Accommodations for Saloon Passengers a steerage tickets, $28. being $2 lower than by any other lune, "App to the General agensn PATTON, VICKERS & CO., 3 Bowling Green, aturday, Beatty’ MEETHOYEN Organ contains gatten Yona fey ‘Wainvter kooued Gees oan Metal ase Tlaten right Raion Seses amanda Rocke for muse, Handi aba a enter shorn SOG ao aresennes = eacen gncyn rears ut wr) AND EXIAMDYE TEE DtGTRUMENT tnoutan on bt sieve omens Yonbay tome anys mee ree Core Sith alley ated “oer te Beautepar erase ‘Catal SF Pte, ‘Pleaso Address o call upon DANIEL P, BEATTY, Weshington, Now Jersey. PUBLICATION OFFICE “THE JUDGE” REMOVED TO 34 and 36 NORTH MOORE ST. comicbooks.com