Judge — April 29, 1882 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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A SENSATIONA Is it a monkey aut broth NO CHANGE. Oxe Willian antry lad stumblit yalde church set him th t3 of repentan 3h One evenil When a light tn And thous’ So into the house of prayer softly he entered, ropriat benel, where the And, very ap Ona he sat down pughts of the Which they kept for the s town. ascend in instilling h mind, all he might find. + mind was intent on conversion, William at le as he came into spared neither time My friend, at one he a oF exertion: He inquir Jo you feel any chang of a senator, Willis tly mistook what the vrine the depths of aite regretfully, + 3. . NS PECK, NORRISTOWN. Tue wife of a captain of a fused to accompany her husband on his first trip on the Erie Canal this spring, on account of the s | marine disasters. “Mules,” she says, ‘are stubborn things, and one doesn’t know how soon the boat may strike a rock, split open her quarter jibboom poop deck, lose her rudder, ash a hole in asted halyard send the vessel and its living freight to the bottom of the treacherous deep.” Sure cnough. boat re- recent scupper Tur way the Women Ri “Man below.” xhters read it— ants women to have but little here | tained | about the premi 1. DISCOVERY. er, or only a cocoanut ? A Few wecks ago a number of youn of Morrisburgh undertook org: society. Iram” and the “attic,” and hope to men to nize piece of mu If itis positions, it may be ri mosquito galop, when p hearing. «1 upon to make the jayed in the It has been discovered that a very good quality of whisky can be manufactured. from old boots. Of course, boots that once con- nakes the brand selected, and the reptiles are re: 3 of distillation, scitated in the proce: Wues Oscar Wilde goes to California and sees thousands of lilies and dahlias growing 3 of the Chinese, he will at once infer that this manifestation of a love for his favorite flower is due to his visit to this country, But when he learns that the almond- eyed heathen cut the bulbs off of these plants, and use them for pe wsthete will be so dis; in the ery, “The Chine: oes and onions, the usted that he will join must go!” Ay advanced thinker believes that the « will come when medical science will disco ccinate people against complaint, consumption, and other i What is more badly necded, how modern Jenner to discover a way of vaccina- ting against poverty. Almost any man would give five dollars to be vaccinated against such a scourge; though we suppose it would cost like the dickens to be inoculated where it youl do the most good with virus from nderbilt or Gould, or with a ses from the Rothschilds, They have got as far as | anday-school Convention the other day of the How best to keep the boys in Sunday-school.” on ubjects discussed wa: ‘The seuse of the convention appeared to. be that the only sure method was to kill the boy, embalm him, a ve shelves built in the room on which to place him, Or words One speaker, however, be- lieved that * rewards" went far towards in- ducing pupils to attend regularly, and. in his school he found the gift ofa pretzel toa holar quite elf Another teacher thought that when the pupil got a few ye older he would look for a glass of beer with rcious, rs his pretzel, and the line must be drawn seme- where. It does scem as though something would have tobe done to keep boys in Sunday se ball ground and fish are impract we don't know what remedy to s A RecIPE in a cook-book tells “Tow to Singularly $ more trouble nough, the pro- ud expense than the , introduc ate Mr. Adaim in len of Eden, Bradville, la coflin, ly fit” He Twesty years ago a man in thinking he was going to die, | maile to order, which was a ‘love still lives, has grown three inches taller; and now, in order to make the flin fit, he will either have to o window in the end of the caske its tail-board, or If he wishes to preserve the symmetry ¢ coffin, he will adopt the latter alternative, pwever, a ay . knock out ted. the ve his ampu A SCIENTIFIC paper says some of the most inventions have been the work of boys. ‘Too true, It was a mere boy who invented a little contrivance that caused more youths to suddenly rise in the world than any other invention ever intro- duced. We refer to the bent pia, It w 1 the brilliant ide: x to travel at the hundred miles an hour by simply attaching a piece of tinware to the animal's tail. ‘The inventions may not be so important as some othe: but they admirably illustrate the mechanical bent of the boy. impor ne has so who conceiv inducing ad boy A Pasty item says “old leather work is coming in vogue again.” A young man who assisted from the frontdoor the other it by her cruel parent's foot, s painfully aware of the fact. Ie prefers plush work. jon is not so lastin ni; s he ANNA DICKINSON is going to London to play Hamlet. We had intended to add that if Anna didn’t make John Bull wish he never been born, we would prob go over there ourself; but more mean things have al- ready been said about this talented Ameri woman than she deserves, She may not be able to play Hamlet to please the critics; but what of that? There Minnie Hauk can’t si 3 who say are not in J. We comicbooks.com