Judge — April 15, 1882 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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NOP THE D turn” at any tir A Few Remarks. Tury that Anna Dickinson ‘cuts We don’t much wonder atit, Fan- , if you can, a proper and discreet maiden, like the gentle Anna, giving utterance before udlings to the truly atrocious senti- ment: Tam myself indifferent honest !” say the gi the whole hog": Following Gencral | ide: | that it has been seriously urged, a ime has been when brains were out | the man would die, and there an end ;” but | now he is generally elected to Congr | than we ¢ had this kobelefl gets lef} in the Pan- | lavie business, “Thien old boys’: Bunnell’s collection of giants, THe poli retr stated, by way of explanation and justi tion, that it struck im—suddenly. eman who was caught beating at, on being remonstrated with there ful how you let fall a remark, as it | p upon somebody and do bodily For the same re throw out tion, Both are equally dai harm, son, ne a sug’ ctic isn't the Christian The devout and de- nominational Independent better bi in o' nights its hard-earned laurels. Wet, well! if here Union turning punster! Laptes should never indulge tions, f won in anticipa- | r we all know how objectionable a is who looks forward, A DREADFUL rut America that M abandon diplomacy and retir Should this alarming report be verified, effect upon the guano market can perhaps be better imagined than described. hes us from South ‘ine is about to | to priva HOPMAN (to pattern, sir. Poutte Very p much worn, Coustry Customer: Been very much worn, country customer) : Very popular; very THE JUDGE. | ‘Tne: story of “The Forty Thieves” has just been revived by the New Jersey Legislature | —with a trifling mistake as to number only. MOTHER GOOSE IN WALL STREET. Great J, little y, Bouncing G. ‘The chaps in the Stock Board Can't bounce me! Pride and Pimple Club. SEVERAL members of the Pride and Pimple Club of Fifth avenue were recently saying that glish form of government is really more democratic than that of the United States, and that at the same time it gives opportunity for people of blue blood to hold title: nd ascendancy. From that gathering has grown a movement which has for its ultimate pur- pose a union of English-speaking peoples under one limited monarch—the popular legislature P 10 be retained. ’ outed as order iaments or cor will, of course, be s if it were practicable, we have the word of a gentleman of French ancestry, Irish birth, American citizenship, of extensive learning, holding a of great power in this country, ing relationship with one of the | corporations in England, He position 3 well wealthie: an | | intimate*friend of some of the most powerful men in this country. ‘The people who, be re holding this silly doctrine are sor of the de position cendants of men who once held high | nd honor in the carly days of our | history, and who, having no ability or back- | First Boy.—/ wish [had three wish ‘OND Boy. — What would you wish for? otic | blood, they would have it designated. | fatal bullet inthe hi of their spire own, ins Having nothing but blu Still, they would be k to win, We the Duke of to obtain dist jon, th: are too we should have, perhaps, Blaine, Guano; Bi 1 of Brown Bread; . the Marquis of Quackenboss, and Van- derbilt as Lord Monopole. General G would receive one of the first garters, which, like the Ute Indian: we round his neck, and we do not beli chosen, he would prc might be the Any one of our ‘Tamm bly welcome the ort Dod ¢ Surcingle, y chiefs of the Bath, but the origi club-room ni 1 de. ly be an on th pd must spend their idle ch man puts a nd the one anies at they now are ys in playing suga piece of lump su on whose lump the r loo, on the t: rst tly alights must hunt up some one who is able and fool enough to treat. Ir is no tri when David Davis, as pri Senate, and ber thus sa t nor ter, A iding officer of the s down ona member of that body; happy meme cud about it. sure small we At Snoo farmer named Smith, w familiar“ don't-bodde bother one Patr ful of the old “me” warning laghe: for his thought It is not stated whether P; “Ce eh? I'd have you understand, sir, that I'm First Bor.—Al the candy f could eat, all the marbles (3) I want, and—and—and—{ not buying second-hand articles! Good-lay! ORE CANDY. comicbooks.com