Judge — April 8, 1882 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE PUBLISHING CO, Nos. 13 & 15 PARK ROW, N, Y. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. NoTICce: oo ast pat thetr valaath sen to us (a a price wis to regain their declined articles The Chirnaman’s Friend Lothing if not pec re HER, of Brooklyn, is original. The sentiments of the not ents, While the opinion of those who have per dge of the evil effects of Chinese i 13 ia favor of the Anti-Chinese bill, which has passed the Senate and House of Representa tives, Beecher bounds upon the platform of Plymouth ©! and shouts that a ** fool Congress" has passed the. bill, and thus in- the intelli; > of thousands men and women who are rejoicing in the hope that Chin ation is be checked, Why don't somebody give him a “call” to San Franciseo? Should he and remain three months, it i his sentimy unanimous ynal Know! migration ureh, sults of gool imm about to o there safe to ven- ture the prediction th: electrified | the immedia the country would be ing for struction of the Chinese race. sermon from him ¢ How About Those Ears ? Now that the Gover Whittaker—th: 3 to General Swaim is to be done with him? How about those ears of the nate dusky cadet? Does this disposal of the Government elephant that ng put a stop tot possibility of his suing fora ment has got rid of —what unfo: has been on hand so new set of ears? Dismissed on account of deficiencies, eh? But wears? Ifwe are to orts of his trial, he 1s how about the believe Iso deficient in It appears that itting his own ears were not those auricular appendages. the charg taken into mt bat he was simply ation by General Swaim, atten out of the w Lon account of deficiencies in physics. But now he isdeficient 1 the physi- cal, and what shall be done about it? Seeing that be has 1 fired out” of the mili- tary school at West Point because he tied him- self up to his bed, and cut off his own ears for effect (Heaven save the mark!), why bas he not good grounds for suing the Government for a new set? We believe he has, and urge hun to begin action at once. It will not cost much even if we do get beaten in the suit, for y by being di THE JUDGE. | if Whittaker was ass enough to cut his own nn appropriate dat the ex- cars for effect, we can restore pair, and have the matter setth pense of only a single donkey. An Outrage on the Poor. Puysiciaxs as a rule are such benevolent- looking persons, so like our ideal “ healer, that it is hard to believe, without experience, that they would stoop to defraud the poor, isn't it? But they do it. may Not direetly—the y—but they do it looks to Tue Jt as direct and it most if not quite I the sam we to be as picking the seanty store from th poor man’s pocket, after the mant lar pickpockets How? We'll tell you how. bei rectly in league with druggists. If the called to prescribe for a sick person, they gi erally write theic prescriptions upou bearii ist’s name, and even with g the sick person's fri uturally would go to this druggist to get their medicine er of regu By g die some drug out his telli nds to do ‘friends of the “l from on undertakers,” they two hundred per cent. nostrums than they usd of the month or : with the ts his share of the poor man’s more for probabl, are worth, and. at quarter, the dru, and ¢ ysician gist money. This is no f to their know it if the inform them sha ney picture, as thousands know 1 thousands took the sorrow more would ‘ouble to inquire and nm the matter, Itisa that such an exalted calling asa in league with conscienceless mor- ‘The law take cognizance of many other outrages that are less grinding, and allows this “ professional one to fatten upon the lank purses of those to work for nothing of the unfortunate elves upd aler pould t tarpestles to rob. the poo} who have bread, lusury” known hard to say as medicine, and why? Ovent not the re tial body,” tly discovered * celes- the Wells comet, at Albany, N. Y., out of regard for its head-tail, be ea ed the “Ch ‘This comet is the tie queurious phenomenon of 1882. viz, aman?” Tue proprictors of the Oriental Hotel Coney Island, at which place Jot Kell journed a t summer for the good of bis health and etiquette, are not legally re- sponsible if the Tammany Boss indulged in the inordinate drinking of contents of tinger bowls, ur the conspicuous non-use of cithe fork at the recent banquet of the ly Sons of St. Patrick.” w days la knite or + Friend Witt the laudable view of 1 various indebtednesses of our churehes, why don’t some w stical hounce an ext front pews on day? We know lots of ladies who would pay almost any price fora conspicuous seat in church on that particular Sabbath, in order to exhibit their new: spring “chapeaus ening the manager an: , and once inside of one of efor the occupancy of “Chara BELL,” for all that is “au fait,” ‘de rigeur,” thing in dress, ete., declares will be all the rage the com- atsons of this y so we mildly suggest who has become authority or just the fashionable that © widows" ing s to invalid and healthy husbands (above fash- ionable intelligence seriously considered) to take every means of prolonging their lives, for what's the world to a man when some other is courting his fashionable widow? VOICES OF SPRING, Ou, murm’ring winds, [hear thy weary sob, Now steali uutly my heart doth pant thro’ the ake nd throb mnmer’s flow'rs ame-lavl my pensive brow and kiss my hai len rays of an t sun the air ewite washin’ where he wanted? Tue idea of two such nice men and virtuous politicians as Alderman St Dinkel callin public! “When thiev get their dues"—everywhere but in New York. But if'all ow hould fall out at once—who would there be to take up the afore- said “d ck and Justieu uch other liars and thieves in s fall out honest men thieve: A Loven of Billie is not a **Charity Bob, a ticket. ol Lngersoll Sexators Davis, Logan and Mahone have en eng orators for the forthcoming nat 1 1 could possibly Fourth of July celebs inois No more approp have been made. the meu exactly fit e: place, the oceasion ant h other floods along the but avother wn that way to enable th Tue down ippi i—of money—st ave gone toe ould Yerers who so long afloat t t send it have bee t upon their feet ull to Treland and Rus- Longfellow. 1 less, practical as our people the death of America’s greatest ation. It yesterday that the seventy-tif poet created no ordinary seu was but anniversary of his birth was made the occasion of a national homage, th videnced how profound was the esteem for Henry Wads worth Longtellow and his life work. that he is gone we beh ndrously in and : sincerity of which da wide-spread sym ensiticd, — Everywhere foreign journals, unqualitied tributes of admiration, praise and sorrow meet the eye. Never was a writer more truly be loved. On his tomb Tue Jupce places this humble chaplet pathy w in home Me was the children’s mi Whose fame t brave singer, who the I ped bis harp ht ‘o lays that cowards scernesl arned Blest be his mem: Who stricken t y in the b Fa good arts of al fan's funeral pall. comicbooks.com