Judge — March 25, 1882 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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OF PUBLIC INTEREST. ADVENTURERS, When the work! was In Its Infaney, rocking ta the era: -a1 pretentious jugglers and quacks iment, This state contin Quacks: AND IMPosToRs. ation and the ge jeu there ranks Hon. we ate beset and surroun hile belleve that tiy tric current Ie pr scoot tals an ¢ rated by tagbett7itg a powerful Fe ve sclenttiigally ty an experts ty tn the boa this, nites wuts th ine themselves Wit inexpensive yet Tellable medicines, has created. ate eb. action of simpie abmoluie necess World's popala. titloners, tow from any ail ale-at Interna Advertisenient. THE PETROLEUM REMEDY RHEUMATISM, ‘Backache, - Neuralgia, ISciatica, i Lumbago, SORENESS ov THE CHEST, AND ALL OTHER PA AND ACHES, INCLUDING THE JUDGE. THE FEMALE “COMP.” Op all the occupations in which for the purpose of making thankless is that of setti tor leads a weary, dreary life to strike a fat take, she is deni of setting up th from the editorial reon a woman can ¢ honest living, the most The is never permitted 1 the ine thoughtful matter which emanates yp male composi- Sti imate boon is never reckoned of her being emel {handling manuseript, and the very ide competent to set up a display head is d cious, She is yer away at nza she ever strikes I oasis of leaded br at ad t kind xpected to hi mi cellaneous reprint, the u is soli vier when the vertising is dull enough to admit ¢ of type. But this is not all—no, t be told. When the work is don with the fe She cannot adj saloon and play throw dice for fve’eent cigars, or je She must pick her ner toa dreary room and a coli be as no wife to thrash, no children to scold, no furniture to break —none of those sweet Luxuries which are supposed to art and parcel of the glorions art p a class, female printers sojer"; they chewing tobacco, they the exchanges for the Dolice Gazette, themselves fall of bu |;minion with an ocea business manager concludes th worst rem: for the day, it isn printer aa with others of the trade. rn Lo a convenient and comfortable beer, or for the drinks. be ive, As ent and worthy, They never ever bother the editors nover prowl around they never get e and try to clean out rival mong never swear about the business ma sty old clay pipes; they they do not or more pay} atter as “slush _ © patient, gentle, eon and reliable, ht along for & nllars a week, dress 1 with the foreman, and, last of all, of her treadmill, the best looking and then she becomes a veriee Deurer Tribu editorial or they Th tidily, keep. so We drive about In lumbering carts of latest fashion In Trinity we have a pew,— Soclety our only passion, Each rising star we strive to please, In decorative art we dab! We haunt recep And gape ns, balls, gossip, gri T'm faint with fashionable fass, And long to nso, when pleasure taking, On orange and aspara: Tho simple fork of Nature's making. —Boston Commercial Bulletin. “Mrs. Boxrset, did you soe anything of my hat this “Your bat! Now, what a thing that is to about, What would you think of me if fd ‘0 you with an intimation that [ could not keep track of my own hat?” “Your hat, Mra, Boneset! Mountains and mastodons! If you could ever lose tof that seven acre enormity I'd say you was as blind ag a hunk of putty—that's what I'd say Wur do they call the man who mb little lexan is. mother-1 moming’ Rom 8 married the * Because he c ” said Phalip, his wife's father, puts a ch 4 visits, whips the children, and drive pulls. —Haikeye. groom, pat” ries favor with saildles bis debts c her cousi the rest of the fam We cut an arrogant fellow to keop him down, but wo can't serve a that way, for the more we the less likely it is to remain “ down."— Yonkers “Ishea German scholar? they asked of tho Wash- on belle con her “Splendid,” she beautifully, and knows all ver, wise man takes things as he finds them and is The fool says In his heart there is ple ¢, amd blows off three of his Jennings’ Sanitary Depot. JEMMTNGS' PATEN eed CLOSETS. No.7 Barling Slip, Ne Ye Send for Circular, Mention this Paper. ALF geNniNes, |The Propnewr." } The Tour an Tee. 8 nat a pais Na tas NiYaosly rene i pammpbiet ah Avibentic fr LEGGAT BROS. CHEAPEST BOOK STORE IN THE WORLD. NEW AND OLD BOOKS ALMOST GIVEN. away NEW CATALOGUE PREE. SEND STAM. IMMENSE PRICES PAID POR OLD HOOKS. 81 CHAMBERS REET, Tuint a HUBBARD MILLER TAILOR and IMPORTER Nos. 101 & 103 Nassau St, BENNETT BOILDIN NEW YORK. PEARSON & TALLMAN, SHIRT MAKERS, BSD Sixth Ave., cor, 24th St, And 22 FOURTH AVENUE. wear in «Fine Neck Ure Manutactory, 391 & 393 Siath A\ A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever. DR. ELIX GOURAUD'S Oriental Cream, or Magical Beautifier Tan. Pie Pate PURIFI Beautifies the Skin £ A. Sayre tent)—"as eilt tae thenn. I Preis tuathe trnat har ey removes superfiaons batr withont injury Mee Melt T. GOUT aipraot of any one selling 1h DODGING A CREDITOR. By RICE TEN CENTS. FRANK TO Pbtistesd ublisher, North Moore St. No comicbooks.com