Judge — March 25, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. A BADLY consh uf L could tell alarm ¢ t give S wonlid shtoy ERRATICS.” Wey the minstrel author of Filetia laid | aside his harp, England's Wither w rung. 1 Hancock pe Conkling is one of the the Signers, but Re resigners. A TRAVELER in Fiji writes: “There are no beggars here and the pot is never empty.” Natural sequence, no islander ever experi- enced the felicity of raking the pot, Wespeak by the card, as Hamirt did to the grave-tig It takes a scine man to tell a fish story if he owns hi have to h haul. net he doesn't Geonce Denison Prentice, the great Ken- tucky wit and sentimentalist, once said: “It cannot be that earth is man's only abiding | place.” " And Bob Ingersoll never had the he fter he went ther rt to and proved it. ontradict poor Geo “Show rents , for a becanse Tus pipes a would-be Sol achild and Tl tell you what its 1 He is bound to miss his gue: child may hav its parents are drunk. mi ar 1 sober countenance pash siecle: 1 wish Missish His Honor, May Can now quickly trace Ilis citizenship to its ris He has all his ps And City Hall " Grace, Furnitur ditterent “ Tuirry-rive thousand news papers are published in the world.” He who can read their titles clear is the bossexchange cali + Sinence is golden they say are worth their weight \h, they must be dumb bel and yet we do hear of women whe in gold, Tr sure sign of the writer's emphasis, the italic font. letters is a It spares dash between lower casi Totter morning Tuk Jupce saw a friend with a piteous look of ‘blank * d He i just discovered that he held the wrong ticket in the right lotte pair. Tne straighter the whisky the more crooked the walk, This 1s a reel fact. Our Sisters and Our Aunts. Mrs. “Jessie Jtse” Croiy clected president of Sorosis. If women could only hold high federal offices, Mrs. Croly would make a better Cabinet officer or Sen- ator than half the old grannies who are usually selected, has been A. Fescit girl never lesmaids. And one husband. more than two br he seldom has more than Mite. VaLtenta will come back to Au a next season, And if she is going to make us all feverish, we will provide ourselves with that homeopathic remedy, valerian. stole Her boys A. MAssachvseTTs woman recently twenty-three pairs of slippers. must have been very bad, Ir wealthy English ladies choose to ly hig ks pieced out of moleskins, we sce no objection, It rid of th and if an Wishes to put on her and look hill, why make gets moles; 1 Wor like mountain out of it? cloa SEVENTY American won last The number clopements is not recorded en took out patents that took year, out in OF modern young ladies of a fastish sty it is said that th he gr e much given to the use of damning. ndmothers were satisfied with darning. A. Rimersnure (Pa.) itcen, writes that ace where woman “school girl” of home the p can exercise her little womanly arts, Little womanly arts right. They are only the little splinters in domestic But when a big woman begins to throw wash-tubs and plays other elephant- ine arts, a man lights out, even if there are should be the even “Froripa girls do not have bunions,” young lady. But croquet is being introduced, and pretty goon a girl's feet will be worked around so beautifully that when she wants to go home by the straight road she will have to take a cut up the pack lane, like a Long Island soldier crab, Miss Mase C, R11, “T practice the piano in my spare My neighbors are the ‘Thank Heaven, Mamie, we are glad we unson, N.C, writes: moments. birds.” Ane Miss OrueLia Pierce, of Hays County, ‘Texas, writes: “There are many girls and s widows here, and no bachelors. Some the girls are not very pretty, but are pretty enough for bachelors of twenty-seven.” D—-, of Cumberland, rural lovel big nd weighs one hundred and fifty She says: “TI don’t like hominy,” Miss Macon F. Tenn., would like black eyes pounds, She comicbooks.com