Judge — March 18, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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IN HOT He resotees to: soak his has noble feet | This poor man is ery sick. ‘feet in hot water. He PENNYSONG’S NEWEST POEM. The Splurge of the Hefty Brigade—Chi- cago, June, 1880. Dy Clthentine Cable to Tue 3 Tur, splurge of the Stalwart Three Hundred*—the Hetty Bi Up the hall, up the hall, hundreds of Blaine | Hundreds of Blaine men drew to the Maine man—and nen, 4g and Conkling’s Three Hundred were Pledgesl to the solid, And he called “Appomattox” our sign! el for aye. and they he and obeyed. Then he looked at the host that applauded, they knew not why; turned bal And hi dhe around a o his f sound “To the splurge!” And he strode up ahead as the Iwart Three fundred, with watchword, ed the Hefty Brigade ainmon, the ul the flight of | Down the hall, sha | Drow into cirele With a string bang ont to the left anda string to the right! Bat Conkling was way on ahead with stem up, fall andreds of Blaine mon fed below for the tight, blown, Through the bristlin Ani he twirled his mouchoir, he held his own t there and U were nearest him s! ranks of me Stalwa puted of course, — II they were hoar: ndismayed |, up the hall, red, the Hefty Barst like a bank—that’s quickt hed like a too-too ¢ Flung by a rioter low! Drove through the thick of woe, Robb'd up and down, to and fro, Howled, gu *Ttold you 0." Hundreds of Third Termers bi Whirling thete sitk . circles of light, And some of us all in a maze, Who were watching quite out of the fight, And were only sts When thee Opened its fi And rolled then ling at gaze! hind Term crowd from the left to the right, ound somewhat loud. ree WATER. One of his noble fe r ts boiling. Oh! mad, you may bet, at the voting was C. own brave Stalwart Oaths by the yar! oaths by the lot They swore, and they had their sa Struck at the ballot quite blue; Down with their plans all askew; Tossed like a football and threw ] Under heel there in the frayt Ragod like a wild-cat, perched on a rock In the chill of a winter day; Till somebody, thinking to mock | At fate, made a break at sting a bolt for the nearest homeward route; Stalwarts surg mbled and reeled And t Down the Out of Chicago, Jand Il, down the hall, out of the feld, yt | Medals for each made! Medals for all the Three Hun nd f¢ , and the splurge that they ¢ Hefty Brigade! FW. Py # The origtn: Six; bat In: quota was composed of Three parts unkn comes an the Peniten. | tiary, and four others gone over to the Half tal ls thereby reduced to round numb reeds, the aun Wov.ps't it be a good idea to have a so- jety ince ted whose | be to make othe form societies mind their own busi Je business it should notoriety nd become useless like the others, and spend their own time and other people's Tue Herald show: stance wherein The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children hi: glected its datics, but the glory of the society has been sounded loudly meantime all the same, seventy-five thousand dollars dui paign in his endeavors to get to Congress, and this occasions much comment among the un- linitiated. But we don't see why it should. | Politicians are always looking out forsuckers. pretended charitable or re- | eye, but if these con money in blowing their own personal trumpets? | pointed p still another glaring in- | ter ‘Tne Sun says that Mr. Astor was robbed of | ma ing his came | bir | AFooL in Utie Y., drank two quart of whisky on a wager. He won the wa; but he soon afterwards swore off forever. It killed him, and the undertaker scooped in the wager. Kate Itecp advocates knee-breeches for men's wear, The id a will never become pop r, Kate, for our sex are not all well calved any more than your own, How would you like to wear ‘em, Kate, without pads? McGuory, the murderer, has been promptly found guilty of murder in the first degree. And they didn’t try to work the insanity dodge into the defense, either. So far so good. Tue poor shop girls—we mean those who | are compelled to stand all day and wait upon istomers—refuse to be rescued by the female suffragists. They say they does ‘em g | old women would just im ness, there now! An exchan; love to stand; it vd, and they wish those meddling their own busi aysthat noth: — ak from ing pleases a woman so much as to have @ ty- sae cota of rein fo he heatonly 28) rant man over them, and we guess it is about And be turned to his comrades, muttering, all undis- | + mayed right, for they still continue to get married, we * Lost are the Stalwart Three Hundred, the Hefty Bri not gade!™ | —_— And they awore like pirates— Scott! | Tuey are after John Chinaman again in “ By dash, and dash by dash "—God wot! ancisco, and this time they say he | “must go” anyway. Poor John is unfortu- | nate in not being so numerous, and not so much | ined towards the ballot-box as other for- cigners are, What is he good for, any way, if he cannot be worked into votes? Oh, he'll have to go, in cy lon; s W. FIELD is making an exceedingly eared animal of himself in regard to the | defacement of the Andre monument. It was | thought at the time he erected it that he had made himself about as contemptible as an n could, but now that h eof his own real estate, and has suc Neged defacer for civil dan att Qailing to hold him criminally, it would seem that he is determined to show the world that, ‘ond a doubt, “there is no fool like an old claims it a THe next matter to be hauled over the coals is Life Insurance. Money has for a long time | kept their peculiar methods from the public anies ever cor before ess? or | THE Juve there will be no blinders per- would such a society soon catch the itch for | mitted. JouN I. GLEASON, of Troy, recently tmaster at the Capitol, in Albany, does not intend to dramatize “Speaker Pat: yn’s Whims” for early production by Harrigan & Hart. 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