Judge — March 4, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A STUDY IN OIL COLORS. much of a losg te tn seems, to the ¢ for the common u has yet been Invented ful a tint, what do yon say to Butter-not? OUR POPULAR FARCES. OUR POPULAR REPORTED BY © CHaRacTEns: 1 LAR ACTRESS, I SCENE.—Reerption-room of I Press Agent.—Good-anorning, I've hired him for five dollars. Popular Actress. Who? Press Agent.—Thi blue Esquiman pug dog ACTRESSES. ED." 8 AGENT. PULAR ACTRESS, Mrs, fellow to steal your skys and for ten dollars arrested and sent te Blackwell's Island for ten days. I've it of clothes and a dizzy more he consents to be ko bought hin a new ulster, Popular Actress, What for? He's I've had hin aved, until he able, ‘The idea is this: He ‘ount Blazeaway uit politan nob t the name written down upon his ¢ oth tine will not forget it—who has Il over the trunks full o you with at wow't tly. Polar Actress. Ww world, I se it till part Press Agent. Tfinish, Broken- xo back to his rnined | beantifal ily and re , howev srvedly blow out his pines for some another which men to of his meny can be b ito of you ried with him as Is your pug. I will have that t into the paper will be full of it 1 dolla A It és a good idea, Good! well, IT should re OF cours all fix , in fact, the pr vertisement worth five hunde Poputa big tress. to blu: It will work well in New rooklyn, but what for Philadelph ress Agent.—Don't you t Popular Actress, Yor versation with the Emperor to make it the President of the lic, but 1 guess old K helm will catch on bette He after he had presented you with the cross of the Legion of Sauerkraut, and m you grand chambermaid of the Or Free and Knightly think Berlin was a grea was goin; French didn't a modest and dignitied sir, I know but on Every pa bay of | THE the occurrenc Popular Actre hay u in store | Press Agent. ion, tine titled Luminary over about to earl; of Longfellow in | eressing. | Es ypular Actre Press Agent. to notebook), | and Kentucky Gov or Bowie’ for Crickmore. Pride of my M bouquet of flow whinnies gre: head) against | you e: time that dea five hund ol in nelay Bt Will we there? mond robberies. Press Agent.—Wouldu't never do, ‘The pub- kosh or Ay I will eau: nted at. 1 jn at of the len by um, and have | to slay lets of fresh, w Popular Actre be run away with by my tear injured by being | stale asa negro were four woman with ¢ pitched out, ane | according to the to a variety level pork—porky. I have one of y« | cinnati s 1 pr two thou: ‘innati, Popular Actress. Press Agent, will have to have pular Acti Press Agent.—Oh, any of them, would be | that although in the Quaker City will publish | mestie afliction (see news columns), rather broad-brims go wild. hinted at that you Boston—and Baltimore? | racket. That always vanquis | ly your r, lovely, too fi fetress,—-Y. fond of amania for er-hous! rm blood, will be duly Press Agent, —Me JUDGE. and it will just make the Yes, th » for Boston ? ss. will do, What | old Boston fake—culture, aused it to be | © of poems, 1 Tutellect patra,” pur Dust Pe apidly pro: s8.—Well, that may pass for Baltimore—let me see (refers Oh, Baltimnor the 3 Maryland horse ss. —What is it? apposed to yo to stable and send in The | aryland, i s by you, nted with a nud in response arabs his nth jovernor Bowie, the than disappoint the public, you will try to ap pear.” And if you will only consent to hay ¢ bruise painted upon your dollars upon | snap? a green shade over your eye, or walk through athe pousand dollars in your advertisement, in fact, People will posed to be in phy . it will be six or seven It will be x your part on Tl all of my diamonds pocket, tolen | all over the Pp standing States al or mental pain, s lropped_ upon ¢ an work that in Ost or Macon, ( Chi morbid ntricities through her part, even if she knows nom about acting than a wooden doll pula Actre hia? Press Agent.—The ruftian episode, at will appeal xeiten to Ow our morbid re fact that you s pine coffin, drink Apol Kall of a condemned mur- While returning from the theater you are met with rulli That He attempts to You pull ou led revolver, presented by Butfalo “Almonteyed fiend, 1 will defend my virtue with my life!” shoot hin nthe heart. Vil + the pistol and the blank cartridge and i the judge, and have you re- shed by all of th ep y a ruiflan—a Chinese | wilte: Hof the We force a from silver-h nl exelaiming yu from an anatomical mu: ving incognito and secretly quafling gob you, yor Amt Cincinnat will 1 nisly seven or eight times: thro and pitched out? see n s new joke, no! is st Ther 2 knife-swallower, and ns, minstre promi Poplar Actress, And citic ‘That sIville—we yo as far toward the I Leadville, do we not? is new, anywa. away with, an iron jaw run 1 seriously injured 1 Pp t we Press aAgent.—Yes, Leadville It of & your bs n't descer or Newark. you know. Cincinnati is We t will be a good Imirers, it you would like pu innocently reply, “A dear, little hog, for Ido like pork + properly reported, will pion to Popular Actress.— But if we ville? Press Agent. rb numerous 1 Cin set to Leal ask you whi Iville’s casily fixed. You nd just for fun stake a dollar ay Itwins, You keep , aun fit s your merge with | fy thousand dollars, having broke the t The fifty thou visit a gamb sand dollars a night houses in | nk. and dollars you give to the and— Bless my heart, iti ul Te got to get down te tow to the eveni tusine atest, | out W but Pil abont you and tL Louis your hus ess (absentiy),—Which is the next stand. chivalri and beat you there, hu ne Par x papers to start the pu T believe I've upon part, Tl think up something cody. ington; over my oth sutle Dest. We jw severely fre n announce na do: [eurTaty. ] comicbooks.com