Judge — February 11, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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ith he he ct, fut- seul the | { THE JUDGE. VOCES NOCTORUM. As Heard ant Related by Mr, Shortfettore, eet, Doing” Bust. ness (u Ninth Street, New York City. Learn loud feline voices i Disco the night— ‘There was a sound of passion and of strife Wild, weird, unearthly, fateful and ill Which, near 1 tumult rife Ran: Mes ‘Then out rang window sa And oaths articulate were uttered Loi Anil missiles followed hes upward U the area was strewn With weapons manifold —whate'er allowed! I beard one whizzic Tsaw a dark’nin, Then up rose hoarsely from that midnight A madd'ning about and most indi woot-jack cleave the of the faint moonbs ir ignant scream, "Twas not the feline murderer of repose, rs a charmed life!) all work, who, for clothe unlooked for, on the scene of strife. But Bridget, m Had com In vain the poet seeks to build his rhymes— 0 the strat red, quells U najestic, reaching, When nature His vexed soul thus o’ermast ant imes » his ineasure jan Why will yo snarl And spoil my vei 6 O Voices of the Night “JAY CHARLTON.” ‘Tie commereial drum tenor of his way, bigamist that he be pursues the even ly when he is a <e drummer, nd it is ¢ nes ¢ the wateh-charms are made like bell- punches, so as to give te Some Mas. Rontysow has a second husband, who 1 first’ husband, Mrs. R. almost makes him erazy by telling him how she enjoyed her first honeymoon, pw her first husband used to buy all her stockings, and how he used to kiss her before he went to the office in the morning. Finally, Robinson, the other evening, could stand it He angrily said, ‘1 do not want lies of your first husband. If you throw it away. Here t my bread, but never ave any reference to that first husband.” But, my second darling,” she replied, ‘ my st husband paid for the gold that my teeth with; and T suppose that, by is very jealous of her de: no longer. any more have anythii after let your mouth ¢ eof his ar good rights, these tecth belong to him, Ir is a long lane that has no turnpike. Tar tions and of sickly hue. of Don Wan. In love he is a sort A ROLLANG stone gathers no moss, is an old proverb; but it must be remembered that it is only @ round stone that can roll. ‘THe little South Afric little tots. abies are called ‘They are Hottentots. an JUDGE Very few bumps. makers, paper. A Re be well to ask for ostri “Ts it skim milk or skin mil MRS. MALONEY'S GOATS—* TO0-T0O, Pea coal is as big as a chestnut; chestnut coal is as big as an egg; and egg coal is big | as a cocoanut. In ordering egg coal it may ch egg athe ple can read the hi phrenologist ; but anybody who has fallen down on the ice a few times can tell Lives of wsthetes all remind us We can make our lives absurd, And that ostrich f ‘Turned a jackass to a bird. s never like a the BaLp-neapep landladies are the safest hash asks a farm Either; it is just the same, WBURG child wanted to know what the leader of the choir hit off the tuning fork. ENYL stopped in the midst of a violin performance to give a lecture to the man who made a This opened and Remenyi did not like the accomp: en on the hal ckling noise while cating peanuts. luscious Virginia bivalve was being hell, But piment. | We see no reason why there should not be a ' = _— | peanut stand or an oyster box in all modern psthete is a pallid lover, of sickly ac: | theaters and concert halls. Tur Evening Post should be Schurz right, and then go ahead. Asa phonetic crank the Chicago Tribune takes the Medill, Rovzayp, the hus over stoc! and the wife was boss. | has made more than one roost | era and of Ni losses. Her ste qui gone He isa little man, y eye ALL SouTHERN shad are in market at about a dime a bone. A fine-tooth comb with anchovy sauce is cheaper, FLonipa strawberries are coming in plenti- fully. Microscopes for looking at them with are still expensive. Tuene are some call him nal come call hin Kiler, Bat he captured the chair that we heand them all sigh for; They may still call his Kifer or still eall him Keefer; They'd as lief have that chair, and a little bit liefer, | Sam Warp says there is much poetry in a ‘True, 8. W., but it is mostly doggerel. , the dog is color-blind, for doesn't he moon, whi a first-class asthetical But then the dog may be wsthetical, | too, And, 8. W., speak- ing of dogs, you are a gourmet, the pride of our heart, 8. W., as is also G. A. Sala; but we no longer have the old-fashioned dog who turned the spit before the fire; but now we have the mean Spitz dogs lying on a rug in front of the grate while we bake his meat for him. j bay | yellow? [he isa yellowdog. CELLULOID is being used for making art cial eyes. Still it might be all the better for eyes that talk, Yes, it is said to be explosive. A Ciicaco man has become rich by buyin up mutton fat for false butter. be driving a tallow ho coach. He will soon OvtT in Manitoba the weather is so cold that snowballs, when frozen, cannot be broken. with a hammer, The same may be said of | hotel soap in Philadelphia. | A CHARLES FRANCIS ADAMS weather wave comicbooks.com