Judge — February 11, 1882 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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The boy died f tence forthe teacher, I A roters, le garreters—poor make shirts for ten cents strange that some of then female garroters. w York pape fema A Man in Washing | teau, and the animal pin less than two weeks, theory is correct—that wards and punishments i er, and not his dog | and died, on Oscar WILD! create a love Art. 2's mission pr the Be In order to accom in knee breeche black hair, and an idiotic le the breasts of his. audie Hideous, and they go | yearnings for the Beauti ki pws what he is about, estive editoria A It is rather su rk ckism Disseeted.” sected until it 1s dead, organ an A SCIENTIFIC paper $23 man who leaves | is something singular about this evolution ry. blow, and a judge subsequently parsed a sen- speaks of female New York has so many thousands of makes his appearance on the lecture platform Our Original Norristown Budget. ys: The dissimilari pings, natural or arti- 1 the hidde This great ‘ious of steries.” strike man with 1 when he steps sits down onthe back an rs home the best hat, at a young man who hat to a party finds 1 into a dollar ast to leave. evening | Also something her, being In a er Is on the head with a ad couldn't parse a from the effects of the fe gave him te sewing-girls, who a piece—that it isnot m should develop into named his dog Gui- ed away and died in Now, if the Ingersollian n receives his re- | in this Jife—the own- ald have pined away mn) 1 to this country is to utiful in Nature and nplish this result, he silk stockings, long Thus he creates in nee a hatred for the | home with soulful | ful. Oscar evidently anyhow. eto s in a Green- al entitled : ‘* Green. abject 18 never dis THE JUDGE. SoLowos, the wise man, had nine hundrec wives, but when one of his suspendc tha sewed on with any more suck How off, it is safe to wager pnness than il one help-mect he had been provided with onl: While the nine bh: dred were trying to decide whose duty it was to restore the button to its place, Solomon was obliged to go about with his suspender secured wit a shingle nail, invented a contrivance n3 of whieh, it is stated, “patrons of the drama will hence forth be al as to hear their avorite ope ionic a out moving ¢ A Pants genius ha led the “ Diosee by am le to see as well and hist foot from home. ists with the big hats worn to the theaters by the ladies would sooner or later deve the latent genius of some man who would prove a boon to the male sex. The Dioscope at invention—and yet we have a vague sort of feeling that it is not complete ; that it lacks a—that is, it not—well, it provide for going out between the study a ath, forth. But we suppose a glass at might be added, ata ver isa doesn't ets te tl se ichment trifling expense, that would completely overcome this important want, and more than double the demand for the Dios is tronomy, disguise the y ticle in a set A ntifie paper is entitled: “Where the Sun Does Not Set.” Any school: boy knows that it does not set in the east. A more important subj to farmers’ wives would be: “Where the Old Hen Sets.” Pretty often a dozen eggs are spoiled before the rural dame can find the old hen’s nest “Is the Devil Dead?" asks a religious | “bes ®& weekly, We don't think he is, If he had SunRace ce Sener W. L. M.Thanke for sour poctn, Shall te pleased to bear died during the past quarter of a century his death notice would have appeared in the | iat, wieorn—We fail to catch on, What were the names Philadelphia Ledger, accompanied with ap. | ofthe articles in questiont propriat * Physicians were in vain fe mortuary verses, windi: ng up with —‘* Gone, but not A covstrY editor felicitates himself upon having anew subscriber mnety years of We should call that a pretty old We suspect he subscribed because he 18 tired of liv subseril A youxe man who r journal a recipe hi wr cu ud 1 household added, ‘ How to pop corn,” © the editor that he could double his ¢ tion in less than no time ifhe would print rules * How to pop the question,” ‘The editor senten to her pop and pop. sly repli Iv is rumored that the p1 of New York is to be removed ‘ because he is no politician.” Oh, well, if he is no polit of course he must step down and out. idea of a Government office being filled by a man who is no politician is just a little too utterly for the human mind to grasp. ‘The next thing we know a young man who is nc pookplayer will be given a responsible posi- tion ina bank, It is about time to invent a new conundrum and ask, ‘* Whither are we drifting ? sent postmaster buttons it didn't get | | We thought | Ir you have but tive dollars in your px | and want the sum large , take it to one of these newspaper “arithmetic” men f | who compile the returns on the morning afer the election, and finds big majoritic candidates, and ask him to ¢ you will be astonished most a mill re. unt your money, find that you are al- ‘Tar: winner of a prize essay on the “ Per- nicions Nicotine upon the Me a day. It wouldn't Emmet h: " smokes cighteen cigars surprise us now to hear that won a prize oflered for the hest essay Degrading Effects of Whisky on Mat Qn A New York de: trie Corset.” If young lady’s waist ler advertises the “ Elec: entleman’s arm mothers declare it is, what must an ‘electric corset” We are not very well posted about such things, but it strikes us that it will not fill a long-felt: want felt want may sometimes fill it yund at though a long: It has been diseovered that Osear O'Fla herty Wilde's lecture on th sanc English two-foot-thick ston | much as anything else, No on | through it,” you know, wall as | nsec | w. However great the demand for beer may | be, it is an undisputed fact that a certain por- tion o' Lisa drug, WHIFFS WITH CORRESPONDENTS. FLW. P.—We enjoyed 5 sketches TI RAL CRare. soubtedty, h } ~The and a pe mention ts ag tn the work caunot make a BP. C.—You say Turdenar, We pomsensed merit enough, should feel delighter tosee your We, would have seen it had it Jon Prance.—We do not fancy the cartoon yo alt tend, an, pting your slservices on future ones, we will try and str MELLON." —What we said referred nt ph sent tn by known writers, not every trite that mi u 4 price upon sou reafter, hou do 60 some tm MS, am 0 trade, all Haspep Ur.—" If It please the Court, I desire to submit to Monor's leration a quesiion in Chancery, Tb statement of facte Is as follows: Tam a railroad man, well Known as « have leen twice married, the last time a week ago. My fret wife's name wa a ump, and ater her death | espouse her ster, Helinda fiump. The next local “1 the marriage, an rakeman M headed the a 1 tetwee Paper announ glaring type, Now what a out of the hald:he Would 1 te jastisied tn i foe! aatisfied at merely hacking his eyes an article to a rival newspaper? columns will greatly re nN the ng. biim, oF shall 1 he cota ps An eariy an muchly married man, who will endeavor to bottle up his wrath ontil he receives instru Panttutty Haxpep Dows.—No, don’t kill him; he 180 from the Court. KEWANUAN ¥ an eilitor, ant if he ever wrote l e. for, being 10 your train some day, and ¢ bank: int, #0 that the rival editor, Honed, can have All Up bya Rrakeman™ tat don't get mail and shed his ir his optica: that t# only a haman revenge. chance to head an article comicbooks.com