Judge — January 28, 1882 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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. Sardine.—I 6. Oily. —No, sardine, r. Oily. Sardine, ens ! haven't you that? ir. Where is it? ten up by r How could rats possibly eat a sofa Mr, Oily.—Really 1 cannot tell, All 1 know is that my watchman went to look afer the safety of your sofa one morning, and found that all that was leftof it were the springsand ors, so we naturally supposed it must have 3, a8 We caught sev nothing was said , | hold myselt fi Mr, have my book-e Mr. Oily. ~-Yes, here is the card of the p where it is 1 to sell it, you know Sardine, —Sell it? Oily. —Y Sardi my property? Mr. Ou The right of the law You only paid me for six weeks’ storage; you were away seven, Idid not know if you wonll ev ack; Thad to sell your book-c: to obtain my mon the seventh week. tt as T said before, is conduete upon business prinei the book-ca: seventy-five ¢ Sardine (despriringly).—Can What right had you to sell ae | for busine: 1 got six dollars for ; I deduct my two dollars an nts stor and give you the balane Mr, Sardine (furiously). — fy dollars, Oily (coolly). —Wi Now don’t m for if you do you will g law is upon our side, hook-case cost me Mr, six for of it? Touly ke any distur t the worst of it, nd don't you forgi (curtaty.] Somesopy Stone Age in ) written book but if some other body would write pr book about + The Age in New ‘y," it would be found, ubt, a trifle more appropriate and inter- “ PoLiTICaL, capital ” is about the only stock dle witn the politic a terrible discount in 1 wer ny Tur force of second natu that he ne receipt therefor abit has become so much to an uptown business man a visit without taking THe most curious thing in the world: a woman who isn’t curious, A very collective noun: The tax-gatherer. Rapin promotion. indees cabinet officer out of a California Sargent. BiocrapuicaL female dress material: Her old Hayes has contributed $250 to the Garfield fund, It wouldn't be a bad idea to think a while before saying anything more about ‘the | Making a full | THE JUDGE. end of the world;” there is) something omin, | ous about th | ing. nt visitor: That dreadful Bill. sto be suf. apy hill Blaine fering from an attack of ‘THe art of diplomacy: somethi and the art of hi we art of saying x when you have got nothing te ing nothing when you have got som say. AT Priest ion | azedd upon with adnn: thousands, May this gaze be prop- he Watch on the Ryan?” There If cirenmstances trthur. Ie Ehadn't resi wt been a fool If Garfield had only tives If the Retiring, Bill pa If Thad only suspec Tet had kn wa A. Lovan, If Tain't a lucky Ie t didn't he | Bontirett. is great virtu permit, od the Senatorship, — Conkling, Me Too ti, Bla al it be n how the have to make M1 only get something, however small. —G. 8 If Fean manage to retain the collectorship,—W. IL rtso) joi John Kelly. If [could onty GW. Curtis, an succeal in keeping my head above water, reat anybody in Civil § TT ENTLEMAN. Ax. — Wack one, sir ? ANNTHTINNH QUANDARY AT A STATION. Is Brown's coach here ? There's eleven of that name here, If Theodore WoW, If the Fett. If all my tittle It the It the Ito just tet and Elizateth had never heen ti newspapers don't let me ak Wort Wer. —T med contemporaries persecuted Mr, Field, — Me cow n't a Jere I Lean bat capture the 2 Orca Wille If Isst st Nble American dettir ould happen to requice my BL and me ft Tizht will be perfected. pmnan’s righters meant business, friends would 64 Tutt, Your meter Jinan, rules af wi Dok very well, we have dit, aod think’ When ts VTLS T LLU comicbooks.com