Judge — November 19, 1881 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. Rat be figured the cards pretty eld THAT QUEEN. | ing on the wonders of the beyond as depicted | pipe Now that length, Fits re | in the death-bed scene that closed the touch- ike a Nt one, dust as easy. Tur Judge was a Christian and played onthe square, | ing chapter. He ha st thrown his book Now Pil hiteh the stove to it. Tlow's that? He cond call off your hand ev'ry time toa and was meditating on the cnormons | ‘Time: five minutes. Stove up perfectly. Not And could lay a * fall” down when be che ceping bills and wondering how he an oath, by hokey.” going to make his cash s “Oh, ain't you the sweetest, best man— The Colonel could play a more difficult game— 3 F lo i sr Albert, my dear, what is your idea of | Curtain, He when the big betting came, | Heaven?” and a translucent, divine su played about her lips. “Strictly scriptural. A place wh neither marry nor are give: house- 1 don’t me Bat he held the top ea And some hands th: to say he wo P.8.—The above is in answer to a chal- lenge to produce a new stove: couldn't be beat, ipe story. 4 home from Chic They were very old fr And as neither the other They fiv e two chanced to niet — ‘THE possession of an idea frequently turns the best of us into cranks, Our mental machinery is bent on an eccentrie, and the whole business gets awa us. On the poker could beat, points, for cigars And there was a glumness come over that couple. 1 euchre, The canis nin ak = , pretty evenly t ron Till the Judze turned a moment his head, | A GREAT many of the humorists of today are tote, young man, beware of ideas—though, Whea the Colonel, in shufing, spt thevleck through, | quarreling bitterly over the originality of this Cosi to think, the advice is superttuous. You Anil th cut a cold one instead. [or that Joke, each claiing, that their own | stoer clea of thei quite happily. "Twas eucher, of course; but the Judge was amazed | Sine t ary to. ee oF ae ut en Hot = When he tifted four kings in a lamp; Nine times out of ten those same jokes were wo ., ners ie noted j Bat the Colonel, notsceming a particle fazed, driven out of Eden with Adam and E ‘A; MONENESS sgainst/f is! noted iti pa red queen a tramp, y parts of the country. spiracy to compel your uncle David Davis to tloat in space like a balloon. This would seem: do you pass, Jud e Colonel called out Ir were,” said the Limts of the Law, y queer canls; if you're in fora bout, We'll play this one hand out at drow great risk 1 dent's daughte rying a bank presi You may be obliged to visit your father-in-law in jail “Toa going into bi 1 young : 4 | tical the other day The Colonel o: i, and wrizslal his week) A Indian summer day, a hazy softness of 0 or . 1165, ba ee | atmospher ptful laziness of tempera. Gfae fa lea i: Shae the, bn It you queen from the top of th f “! Toei alunos cole i ! “Oh, minstrel line, 1 You sce I've We'll play out the cards as they stand.” ure, JUSt ASH MALIPE Was ZoMeE TO NAVE OnE vot the baldheadest joke you ever heard of, rood sit er completing the hard work of : Ageood," said the Judge, for be saw at a glance | the eoasons the tre Hose furry. | HME HA can get forty good sinart fellows to The Colone! had one of two thir ] 5 ? brace it up and give a good show around it, ing the skele . chin out- inst the mellow hue of the sky. Just richest sort of rth beyond the pale of civil A full. of four queens, and he b To rake down the pot from four kin my fortune is made. aday to war 1ti01 nd 1 track, neath the sighing of the pines, amid the fi Lut thes piled up like yale In a cliaisa grant odors of the passing year, there to: The Juclze chipped with fifty, the The Ju OF the be nel ame back, answered finn with a Fai “How glad Tam to see you, my dear. Do you know Fn ansious to know what you are we Leoulel never to have Ww this season, id a society. girl Atlast,saystivedudse: “Here, Lin huntingeno more | 2 tell her ofthe hopes that come struggling | to her nearest and most intimate, Four KAEsy'reneh ussover that pou" uppermost in y . no, nothing of Everything is to be plush, Dlush hat, Hold on," say's the 1. too, have found four, | the kind; but at secluded spot, where | plush pompon, plush basque, plush dress, plush Aud they're four little aces I've there is no eye to pity, no ear to hear, to over-skirt, plush everything. Oh, 1 assure ‘The Judge took the cards and looket over them welt, | lOWly Count up your nickels and see if you you, I shall be a plushing beauty, How Fetched a breath from bis tre “Well, what Pd hike to know is, whatever That queen had todo with that bat chough left to buy a ho just to rest your tired | « car to tow! tonic, . you know, | — KINDA MeGin “Tsay, did you ever travel much? Ever | of her boudoir gazit | been a navigator or anything of that sort, you | gray | know?" inquired young Concheart of his fi in hue, and the wind moaned and whistled | “No. But Pve yx hoof through the naked limbs of the trees, FROM NEW HAVEN, my tropic of capricorn, and if you don't navi- | gathering strength for a gra finale to eb YEIRT sat at the window wistfully, intently into the atummn atinosphere, ‘The sky was leaden 0. M. JESSOP, WOODEN NUTMEGS. sat nd tempestuous ate Vl apply my am etheyear, ‘The day had been an Waar is ihe meani eventful one with th thetic, for from the cabbage from of this importation of | rmany? Cana for MiLe. Cotomutes, Bernhardt’s written that she American custom support, | carly rising of the sun n busy with ike America or | att, With the intense. ‘1 wonder,” » that the lady | she, “if my soul will ever be stopped at a hotel in which the billof fare was these paltry dabbles after th printed in United States, and she v rissane to select her favorite gavli interpert leaf expect to assimilate with Connceti- | 4, don't cut seed-leaf wrappers at the whim of our ci- garinakers, Forbid it, Nic itisfied with Ne of the ned thre uutiful blossoms, and yet how f i unable | T¢ Toalay T have ¢ stew without an | Howers—b embroider noking ¢: Tuts gene! nis enjoying its second s son of Shakespe filtered through bulky 1 in mellitluous and orotund Ital ian specch. Iat’s retaliate by putting straight- 1 Yanks at the corner chestnut ovens, — | ti forget-me-not_ on dl thrown, yes, fairly thrown, SIBAL HAMLIN, Minister Plenipoten- | Seven pond lilies on a pond. Still 1 feet “y the Court of King Alfonso at Madrid, | within a burning longing for some: a will take the bull by the horns, a feat he could | thing better, something nobler. What shall A Very intense agony, and one which com: | not accomplish in the majestic presence of the | it be 7” and Clorinda sighed mends itself to the youth of the present highly | Maine law. deep and far-fetched sigh favored times, is for a young lady to carry a — da! Clorinda! come down and set fan with some slight bit of colorin HAT stove’s got to be put up,” said the | the table for supper. ‘The boarders is com- own hand upon it. This signifies, “I'm an | newly married man as he surveyed the obsta- | ing,” was the call from her business-like lil soul na mournful, from her tistic young girl, a most" Patience! | cle, | “Boarders! My mission! Is this the but how easy it is to dri into this sort of | 1 know it, and what an awful profane un- | ‘something nobler’ for which my soul longs ? thing. dertaking. I dread it,” was the reply of his | Somehow it secmed to be, for she bustled down. sweetest and ackiest. tothe dinin Tu “You needn't swear about it, I'll attend just thrown her book aside, and was meditat- | to that part myself. Just hand up that stove: ‘oomns, and clattered the knives nd forks around like a restauri ten years’ experience. y were sitting by the firelight. She nt waiter o1 books.com