Judge — November 5, 1881 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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THE JUDGE. 7 REASONS wry BENSON'S CAPCINE PLASTERS SHOULD BE PREFERRED OVER ALL OTHER FAMILY MEDICINES. First—CLEANLINESS IN USE; they are to im measurably neater and cleaner in use, and +o mach more power: fol, quicker and efficacious in removing allments, than lini ments, medicated oils pads of every description, olot- ‘menta and lotions, that the first reason ehould induce the public to prefer them, Second—-INEXPENSIVENESS; without exception It ts the cheapest meritorious housebold ‘remedy ever com- pounded. Third—They area great and Aecessary Improvement on the slow action of lodia Rabber Porous Strengthening Plasters, and. all remedies employed externally ; they possess all the merit of the India Rabber Porous Strengthening Plaster, and contain in Addition thereto, nevely incorporated active vegetable therapeutic agents, which act epecially with an Increased rubefacient, etim- lating, strengthening, sedative and counter-trritant effect. Fourth—Thelr action fs more vigorous than electricity, and ‘as.a local remedy they are more powerful and penetrating, Fifih-One Benson's Capcine Porous PI: ter will effect more than the use of a dozen of any other brand. Sizxth—Thoy will quickly cure allments that other remedies, after continnons use and wear, fall to relieve, Seventh—Physicians prescribe them for their patients, pre- ferring them to any other porocs plaster, which alone {s over- whelming proof of thelr value and eaperior merit. CAUTION. See that the word CAPCINE is cut in the Plaster. Take no other. Price 25 Cents. SEABURY & JOHNSON, Pharmaceutical Chemists, NEW YORK. The grand medal, the highest premium over all Ais'r this a little high?” asked a timid tenderfoot of a Deadwood tavern-keeper who had charged him four dollars and a half for his dinner, “It may be a little high,” replied the host, fumbling with the handle of a revolver in the cash drawer, “but I need the He got it.—Cincinnati Saturday Night. “Brick” Posenor came to Colorado two years ago with one wife and three hundred dollars—to-day he is worth quarter of a million, Three years ago the editor of this paper struck Colorado with one pointer dog and the dyspepsia—to-lay—well, to this day, we never did or could find out what in —— become of that dog.— Ouray Solid Mutdoon, A certaty handsome actor recently said to bis valet: “I'm going to stay with Tom to-night. Take such things as I may want to bis room.” And the valet took a night-dress, tooth-brush and corkscrew.—Bos- ton Post. Jonx Hesey's wife picked up a good-sized pink € tic in tho hall, and just because John Henry s looked ik house.. id at the chainbermaid’s, there is trouble in the illcater Lumberman. + Dos'r contrailict me,” said the stern parent. “You have been holding secret interviews with Charles Mont- serrat de Montmorenci.” He was a proud but fashion- able tailor, and not to be tritled with. How did you find it out?” sobbed the danghter. “You never saw . ‘0, [never saw you,” he returned, indignantly “but my faithful Bruno came running to me this very evening with a mouthful of cloth, I recognized the pattern at once. I cut the piece to make.a pair of pants for young Montmorenci two months ago, and he hasn't paid for them yet.” All she answered was, Father, dear, it’s too awfully too-too,” and she fell like a little faded flower at his feet.— Brooklyn Eagle. Avoritex rare case of absence of mind is reported in Aman went rolling home at two o'clock in the morning, and his wife failed to ask him, “Well, sir, where have you been until this time of night intricate, copper-riveted lie he had built for the oc« ~~ i te WS ES ations, has been ON awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables and Combination Cushions, Balls, Cues, ete., at the Paris Exhibition of 187 At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the Combination Cushions were reported the only ones scientifically correct in the angles* of incidence and reflection, New and second-hand Billiard Tables in all designs at lowest prices. THE H. W. COLLENDER CO. 768 BROADWAY 84 and 86 STATE STREET.... 15 SOUTH FIFTH STREET 241 TREMONT STREET. SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED ---New York. Baoies ror MOM CHAIRS CATALOGUE. LEAN PARTY-I Lunch at Spence’s. STOUT PARTY--I don't. CASH PAID FOR Old Newsp:pers, Books, Pamphlets, Rags, Rope and Pagging, Copper, Brass, Lead, Zinc, Pewter, Type Metal, Electrotype Plates, Stercotype Plates, Foil, Tea Lead, and Old Metal of every description. Orders by mail promptly attended to, Will send to any part of the City or suburbs, STOCKWELL, 25 Ann Street, N. Y. FURNITURE COR. MU et rune. EVERYBODY —=— ~_