There's No Escape from the Legion... Or This Book

In 1983, Gold Medal Books published this single-issue humor comic from the creative team of writer Don Wilder and artist Bill Rechin, best known for their long-running newspaper strip Crock. The book's title plays on the Legion of Super-Heroes' famous boast, but the contents are a lighthearted, gag-driven spoof of comic-book conventions rather than a straight adventure. It stands as a curious, one-off artifact of the era's interest in parodying superhero tropes.