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Cover: Bob Layton

What If? #34

Aug 1982 · Marvel · 1.00 USD; 0.50 GBP
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About this Issue

What If? #34 (August 1982) stands as the sole all-humor issue of the original 47-issue What If? series, a bold editorial detour that transformed Marvel's flagship anthology of alternate-reality speculation into a 48-page parody magazine in the spirit of Crazy — the publisher's own Mad-influenced humor periodical. The issue marks the first appearance of Obnoxio the Clown in a standard comic book format; previously the cigar-chomping mascot of Crazy Magazine, his arrival in a newsstand comic broadened the character's reach and directly preceded his 1983 one-shot crossover with the X-Men. By marshalling nearly the entire Marvel editorial and creative bullpen — editors, pencilers, and writers alike — into a single collaborative comedy experiment, the issue also stands as a snapshot of early-1980s Marvel's remarkable willingness to puncture its own mythology.

Contains 64 stories
What If the Watcher Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1 pp · Superhero
Watcher
What If the Fantastic Four Were Bananas?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Fantastic Four [Human TorchThingInvisible GirlMr. Fantastic]
What If Odin Were Peter Parker's Uncle?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Spider-ManOdinAunt May Parker
What If Don Blake and Tony Stark Were Brothers?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Don Blake [Thor]Tony Stark [Iron Man]
What If Aunt May Were Ant-Man?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Spider-ManAunt May Parker
What If Spider-Man Married Spider-Woman?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Spider-ManSpider-Woman
What If Reed Richards Took Postman Willie Lumpkin up on His Offer to Join the Fantastic Four?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Mr. FantasticWillie Lumpkin
What If Captain America Chose to Remain Nomad?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Nomad [Steve Rogers]
What If, at Some Point, Rick Jones Decided to Leave Captain Marvel in the Negative Zone?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Rick JonesCaptain MarvelMary Beth
What If Nick Fury Had to Wear an Eyepatch on His Right Eye Instead of His Left Eye?
0.16 pp · Superhero
Nick Fury
What If...the Ghost Rider Had Possessed Someone Else?!
1 pp · Superhero
Ghost Rider
What If Everyone Who Ever Had Been an Avenger Had Remained an Avenger?
1 pp · Superhero
Avengers [ThorIron ManWaspAnt-Man [Hank Pym]Spider-ManBlack PantherBeastTigraBlack Knight [Dane Whitman]SwordsmanRick JonesHulkMoondragonWonder ManGoliath [Clint Barton]FalconCaptain AmericaScarlet WitchVisionQuicksilverShe-HulkJocasta]Edwin Jarvis
What If Him Married Her?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Him [Adam Warlock]Her [Kismet]
What If Black Bolt Got the Hiccups?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Black Bolt
What If Galactus Ate the Earth?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Galactus
What If...Ka-Zar...Were a Middle-Aged Accountant Instead of a Savage?
1 pp · Jungle
Ka-ZarZabu
What If the Hulk Were Yellow?
0.25 pp · Superhero
Hulk
What If the Invisible Girl Dyed Her Hair?
0.25 pp · Superhero
Invisible Girl
What If Power Man Were White?
0.25 pp · Superhero
Power Man [Luke Cage]
What If the Thing Were Blue?
0.25 pp · Superhero
Thing
What If--Captain Marvel Hadn't Died?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Captain Marvel [Mar-Vell]
What If Phoenix Still Lived?
0.33 pp · Superhero
PhoenixCyclops
Elektra Had Survived?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Elektra
What If Dazzler Had Become a Stand-Up Comedienne Instead of a Singer?
1 pp · Superhero
Dazzler
What If Marvel Comics and the National Endowment for the Arts Presented Spidey Intellectual Stories
2 pp · Superhero
Spider-ManMad Thinker
What If Willie Lumpkin Were Herald to Galactus
0.33 pp · Superhero
Willie LumpkinFantastic Four [Mr. FantasticInvisible GirlThingHuman Torch [Johnny Storm]]
What If Ghost Rider Owned a Fast Food Franchise?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Ghost Rider [Johnny Blaze]
What If All the Super Heroes Who Now Lived in New York City Moved to Toledo, Ohio?
0.33 pp · Humor, Superhero
Spider-ManCaptain AmericaDaredevilScarlet WitchThorDr. Strange
What If the Watchers in All the Realities Got Together and Watched Watchers Watching Watchers [repeat "Watching Watchers" to infinity]
1 pp · Superhero
Watcher
What If Howard the Duck Formed His Own Super-Team?
1 pp · Satire-Parody, Superhero
Howard the DuckDevil DinosaurRedwingZabuEmma (Ant-Man's ant)AragornDragon ManLockjawWatcher
What If Thor Had a Swedish Accent?
0.33 pp · Superhero
ThorLoki
What If Cyclops's Energy Beams Came out of His Ears?
0.33 pp · Superhero
CyclopsMagnetoa Sentinel
What If Wonder Man Were a Woman and Power Man Were a Girl?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Power Man [Luke Cage]Wonder Man
What If Black Bolt Were a Rock Star?
1 pp · Superhero
Inhumans [Black BoltTritonGorgonMedusa]
What If Daredevil Were Deaf Instead of Blind?
1 pp · Superhero
Daredevil
What If the Marvel Production Crew Existed in This Reality?
1 pp
Ron ZalmeJoe AlbeloRob CarosellaJohn MorelliBob CampBarry ShapiroRick ParkerDanny CrespiNora MaclinMorrie KuramotoEliot R. BrownHarry Candelario
What If the Marvel Editorial Crew Did, Too?
1 pp
Denny O'NeilMark GruenwaldJim SalicrupMike CarlinLouise JonesDanny FingerothRalph MacchioAl MilgromAnn NocentiLance TooksLinda GrantTom DeFalco
What If Tony Stark Had Owned an Auto Plant Instead of a Weapons Factory?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Iron Man
What If Sue Storm Had Become the Thing?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Fantastic Four [Mr. FantasticInvisible GirlThingHuman Torch [Johnny Storm]]
What If Moon Knight Got All His Identities Mixed Up?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Moon Knight
What If...the Watcher Grew Hair?
0.5 pp · Superhero
Watcher
What If Alpha Flight Talked Like T.V. Canadians?
0.5 pp · Superhero
Alpha Flight [Vindicator [James Hudson]NorthstarAuroraSasquatchShaman]
What If the Silver Surfer, White Tiger, Night Rider, Iceman, and Moon Knight Fought Wendigo in a Snowstorm?
0.5 pp · Superhero
What If the Black Panther Fought the Shroud in a Coal Mine?
0.5 pp · Superhero
What If Moon Knight Had 3 Different Identities?
1 pp · Superhero
Moon Knight
What If King Conan Were Bing Conan on the Road to Hyboria
1 pp · Sword And Sorcery
Bing ConanChester
What If Black Bolt Hosted a Television Talk Show?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Black Bolt
What If Bruce Banner's Pants Didn't Stretch When He Became the Hulk?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Hulk
What If You Went to the Movies and Had to Sit Behind the Leader?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Leader
What If Aunt May Became a Super Hero?
0.5 pp · Superhero
Golden Oldie [Aunt May Parker]Ant-Aunt [Aunt May Parker]Auntie Freeze [Aunt May Parker]
What If Reed Richards Had Not Invented Unstable Molecules?
0.5 pp · Superhero
Fantastic Four [Mr. FantasticInvisible GirlHuman Torch [Johnny Storm]]
What If the Hulk Married the She-Hulk?????
2 pp · Superhero
HulkShe-HulkFred: EthelLittle Hulky
What If Norrin Radd Had Not Volunteered to Become the Silver Surfer?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Silver SurferShalla-Bal
What If Dazzler Had Decided to Become a Lawyer?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Dazzler
What If Luke Cage Had Found the Hammer of Thor?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Luke Cage
What If...Doctor Strange Were an Ordinary Magician?
1 pp · Superhero
Doctor StrangeAncient OneBaron MordoDormammu
What If: Obnoxio the Clown Fought Crime?
1 pp · Satire-Parody
Obnoxio the Clown
What If Daredevil Could See?
0.33 pp · Superhero
DaredevilGladiatorBullseyeOwlElektraStilt Man
What If Thor Got a Haircut?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Thor
What If Spider-Man Had Married the Black Widow?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Black Widow
What If Iron Man Had an Eating Problem Instead of a Drinking Problem?
1 pp · Superhero
Iron Man
What If Dr. Doom Had a Sense of Humor?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Doctor Doom
What If Galactus Needed Quick Cash?
0.33 pp · Superhero
Silver SurferGalactus
What Will Happen When Stan Lee Reads This Issue?
0.33 pp
Stan Lee

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History

The issue was edited by Tom DeFalco with Linda Grant as assistant editor, and its creation was genuinely communal: an unusually wide roster of contributors — including Jim Shooter, Mark Gruenwald, Roger Stern, Frank Miller, Fred Hembeck, Bob Budiansky, Mary Jo Duffy, Danny Fingeroth, Al Milgrom, Bill Sienkiewicz, John Romita Jr., Alan Kupperberg, Bob Layton, and others — each wrote and/or drew their own short segments or single-panel gags, many lampooning characters they worked on in the main Marvel line. The cover was illustrated by Bob Layton. The Grand Comics Database notes that caricature art credits for the issue were so tangled they required reconstruction in 2005 via direct interviews with participants including Jim Salicrup, Danny Fingeroth, Mike Carlin, Al Milgrom, Ron Zalme, and Rick Parker — underscoring the improvisational, all-hands-on-deck nature of its production.

Trivia · 8 facts

  • Published August 1982 by Marvel Comics as issue #34 of the original What If? series (volume 1, 1977–1984); cover by Bob Layton.
  • The only all-humor issue of the original What If? run — a structured parody issue comprising roughly 32 strips and single-panel gags across approximately 48 pages.
  • First appearance of Obnoxio the Clown in a standard-format comic book; the character had previously existed only in Marvel's black-and-white magazine Crazy, where he debuted in issue #63 (June 1980) as mascot created by Larry Hama.
  • Contains a one-panel parody of the Incredible Hulk as a yellow version of the character — commonly cited as the 'Yellow Hulk' gag.
  • Frank Miller contributed a strip — 'What If Daredevil Were Deaf Instead of Blind?' — written and drawn by Miller himself, a notable example of a top-tier talent participating in the comedy issue.
  • Framing host Uatu the Watcher is himself the subject of multiple gags, including 'What If the Watcher Were a Stand-Up Comedian?' and a visual strip depicting him with hair.
  • The issue's enormous contributor list includes Jim Shooter, Mark Gruenwald, Roger Stern, Tom DeFalco, Danny Fingeroth, Al Milgrom, Bob Budiansky, Mary Jo Duffy, Fred Hembeck, Bill Sienkiewicz, John Romita Jr., Alan Kupperberg, Bob Layton, Brent Anderson, Marie Severin, and others — essentially a cross-section of the early-1980s Marvel bullpen.
  • Later collected in What If? Classic: The Complete Collection Vol. 3 (Marvel, 2019) and in The Original Marvel Series Omnibus Vol. 2 (2021); also reprinted in a Russian Hachette partwork series.

Full credits

artist Ron Wilson
artist, inker, letterer Rick Parker
letterer Diana Albers
cover pencils, inks Bob Layton

Reprints

Reprinted in Super Spider-Man TV Comic #536 (1983), Super Spider-Man TV Comic #538 (1983), The Daredevils #7 (1983), The Daredevils #9 (1983), Grandes Heróis Marvel #11 (1986), Strange #200 (1986), Spidey #100 (1988), Best of What If #[nn] (1991), Daredevil by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson Omnibus #[nn] (2007), Daredevil by Frank Miller and Klaus Janson #3 (2009), What If? Classic #6 (2009), Iron Man by Michelinie, Layton & Romita Jr. Omnibus #1 (2013), Marvel Héroes #69 (2016), The Marvel Universe According to Hembeck #[nn] (2016), Marvel. Официальная коллекция комиксов #122 (2018), What If? Classic: The Complete Collection #3 (2019), Marvel Masterworks: Doctor Strange #9 (2019), What If?: The Original Marvel Series Omnibus #2 (2021), What If?: The Original Marvel Series Omnibus #2 (2021), Ka-Zar the Savage Omnibus #[nn] (2021), Adam Warlock Omnibus #[nn] (2023), Dazzler Omnibus #[nn] (2024)

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