Pat the Brat #3

In this delightfully absurd one-pager from *Pat the Brat #3* (1955), Pat’s stream of whimsical, nonsensical questions takes center stage—ranging from why soldiers are tired on April 1 to whether “smiles” is really the longest word in English. With Pat’s signature brand of surreal curiosity, each query lands with a perfectly timed punchline, delivered in the classic, deadpan humor of the era.