National Lampoon Magazine #v2#67

In this quirky 1984 gem from National Lampoon Magazine, Trots, Bonnie, and Pepsi show up at a wedding with high expectations for chaos—but the ceremony takes a turn they didn’t see coming. With their usual antics on standby, the trio finds themselves caught off guard by how things unfold.

Barton Krude, a man on a mission to be as rude as possible, takes a bizarre turn when a truck crash spills a box of radioactive handkerchiefs on his head—transforming his gruff demeanor into a crusade for courtesy. Now known as Politenessman, he patrols the streets with a strict code of manners and a flair for the dramatic.

In a quiet moment at Aunt Mary’s favorite diner, the familiar cast of the strip is briefly spotlighted—each one a familiar face in a world that’s just a little off-kilter. Then, without warning, a flying saucer descends outside, cutting through the usual lunchtime routine.