National Lampoon Magazine #63

In "Planet of the Pinheads Episode 3," the absurdly tiny Lyppies descend on Earth with a bizarre corporate takeover plan, infiltrating Pizza Hut and other corporations. Zippy, ever the oddball guide, leads them straight to Epcot Center—where chaos and satire collide in the most unexpected way.

In a deadpan twist of suburban dread, a lone sniper holds an apartment block hostage, picking off anyone who tries to convince him to come down—until a fellow bowler casually reminds him he’s due at his weekly match. Written by an anonymous contributor and illustrated with deadpan precision, this 0.5-page gem from *National Lampoon Magazine* #63 (1983) turns absurdity into quiet, perfectly timed comedy.

In this brief, deadpan gem from National Lampoon Magazine #63, Leo returns home from the hospital with a stray dog he’s taken a shine to—only to find his aunt, Mary, less than thrilled about the addition. When a religious solicitor arrives at the door, Mary seizes the chance to pass the dog off, setting up a quietly absurd moment of misplaced charity.