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Mutt & Jeff Jokes #2
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He Who Laughs, Lasts!
The P.D. Might Get Wise P.D.Q.
When Jeff Drives, That's One Way to Save the Bumper!
If You're Not Careful, It'll Remove a Five Spot Right Before Your Eyes!
Yeh, That's the Trouble With Those Watches, They're Not Lost-Proof!
Let's Face it, the Watches are No Good but the Money is!
This Time Jeff's Not Dumb, He's Just Honest!
Costs Sixty Cents to Feed the Fish and for the Cat Nuthin'!
Two is Company, Three's a Crowd and Nine is a Promiscuous Mob!
Jeff Gave Him Everything - What More Does the Old Man Want?
Work Never Bothers Jeff but the Boss Does!
Neighbors Should Have Good Things if They're Gonna Lend 'em Out!
Yep, Jeff Did Like the Man Said!
Anyway, Mutt Got His Shoe Back and Everything is Quiet Once Again!
Now the Drum Sounds Better Still!
Nothing Like Being on the Safe Side!
Service with a Capital "S" but no Capital!
Which Once Again Proves it Pays to be Nice!
Who Said the Twain Shall Never Meet?
Jeff's Not Inferring He's Just Asking a Hippopotamus Hypothetical Question!
Low Farm Income Sent Her to Spy on City Prices!
And Her Name is Henrietta - Is That O.K.?
Jeff Likes to Play Guessing Games - All You Do is Ask and Ask!
Jeff Isn't Mathmatical but He Knows Mutt's Every Move!
Jeff Knows That Four is More Than Three - and That's All He Knows!
Come to Think of it the Little Guy May be Right at That!
Jeff Also Knows Hasenpfeffer and Gesundheit!
Could Be a Chip off the Old Block!
Frankly, It Looks Better on the Grapefruit!
Answers Like That Come From Falling on One's Head!
Jeff May be Curious but He Minds His Own Business!
Yep, Just a Simple Problem - and That's Jeff!
Jeff Eats so Fast Because He Only Gets 15 Minutes for Lunch!
Little Wise Guy!
Cane Mutiny!
Maybe Every Gentleman was Waiting for the Next Gentleman to Get Up!
When it Comes to Grooming, Jeff's Still a Bachelor!
Sure, a Guy's Gotta Have Some Pleasure in Life!
A Perfect Fit, and Mutt Will Have One When He Finds Out!
And the Boss Has Another Plan so Jeff Won't Have to Pay Any Taxes!
The Boss Needs Some Protection When He Eats His Lunch!
The Boss Knows How to Ask and Jeff Knows How to Answer!
Jeff Can't Keep Steady Company with One Girl for More than Three Hours!
Echoes Are Like Onions - They Repeat!
I Shot an Arrow Into the Air-Dale!
The Easy Way Out!
Jeff's Gotten the Gate So Often He Should Build Fences!
Hired and Fired in No Seconds Flat!
Then Mutt Should Be Paid Twice as Much 'Cause He Don't Know Nothin'!
It Took Fire to Make Jeff See the Light!
Water Plus Ground Equals Mud!
Jeff Invents a Space Sandwich With Plenty of Room For Improvement!
Jeff's in Good Company!
Well, Mutt Gets a Good Appetite if Nothing Else!
Mutt Goes Visiting and is Welcomed Back Again!
Jeff Left Himself Wide Open Like the Door!
As Groucho Would Say, "Hey, That's Me!"
They Fumble and Pass and We'll Bet the Waiter Kicks!
Jeff Has the Worst Memory - He Remembers Everything He's Not Supposed To!
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Out West
HarkinsRichie's chauffeur (unnamed?)
Richie brings his pals to his father’s ranch for some western fun, but trouble follows when Reggie shows up determined to ruin the day with his usual pranks. With a mix of horseback rides and cowboy antics, the boys try to keep the peace—though it’s clear Reggie’s schemes are about to come back to bite him.
Thereby Hangs the Tail!
That'll Teach You - Never Deface the Face of a Face!
Little Dot and Her Uncle Gabby
Hoop De La - Everybody's Hooping It Up!
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Do or Diet
She Was a Good Egg before She Became a Plymouth Rock!
Double Trouble!
If You Haven't Steak, a Side of Rib Roast Will Do as Well!
Oh, Well, It Serves Its Purpose Anyway!
Jeff Has No Speaking Part But He Says a Mouthful!
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Jeff Can Live in Ignorance But Not Without Food!
Now Jeff Will Lose a Night's Sleep Trying to Figure That Out!
All Debts Get Paid on the Money-Go-Round!
And if It's Not a Traffic Cop It Might Be the Sheriff!
To Jeff a Deal's a Deal, Top, Bottom or Otherwise!
Well, as They Say, Silence is Golden!
This Might Make the Doggone World a Happier One!
Jeff's Dog Hunts Game in the Day and Plays it at Nite - Chess!
For Cryin' Out Loud, Some Kids are Never Happy!
Mrs. Mutt Needs a Calendar to Keep a Record of What She Borrows!
Well, the Only Thing to Do is Never Take It Off!
Mrs. Mutt Knows What She's Talking About But Mutt Doesn't!
Mutt Has Trouble With His Eyes Even After He Gets Glasses!
Mutt's Neighbor Had a Round-Trip Ticket!
Mutt Wants to Be a Real Homebody - For the Change!
Yeh, Ring Out the Old Year and Let's Start the New Year Right!
Mrs. Mutt Will Take Care of Herself and Mutt's Ten Spot, Too!
Jeff's Mind is Always Absent in Bad Weather!
Bird Brain is Better Than No Brain!
He's a Setter - He Sets in Front of the Oven!
Oh Well, It's Been a Pleasure Not Knowing You!
If You Don't Know What Faux Pas Means, This is It!
The One-Track Mind That Can't Be Trained is Side-Tracked!
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Cast · 4 characters
Reprints
↩ Reprints Blondie Comics Monthly #60 (1953), Little Dot #12 (1955), Harvey Hits #3 (1957)
Reprinted in Richie Rich Relics #2 (1988)
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