Contains 91 stories
Why Every Single Person in the Entire World Could Be Instantaneously Obliterated From the Face of the Planet and I Wouldn’t Turn To Look Even if There Were a Loud Noise or I Hate You. I Hate You All!
20 pp
Ivan BrunettiValerie Brunetti
My Bloody Anus
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Drink My Piss, Motherfucker
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
The Square
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Ain't She a Cunt?
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Her Vagina Had Teeth
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Oops
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Grandpa Needs Dildos
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Please Hurt My Oversized Testicles
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Dim-Witted Genetic Atrocity With a Big Hard-On
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Pontiff in My Pants
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Mass Murderers Are Pretty Cool
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Pardon My Sodomy, Son
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Ms. Ann Thrope
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
The Nun With Two Dicks
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Neal Liszt
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Yessir, I'm Just Another Completely Screwed-Up Catholic Boy
1 pp · Biography, Religious
Ivan BrunettiValerie BrunettiJesus Christ
Please Kill Me!
2 pp
Ivan Brunetti
I Love Girls
5 pp
Ivan BrunettiGloria GrahameFrance FarmerElsa LanchesterKatt BothAnita LoosAudrey HepburnSue LyonMarlene DietrichClaudette ColbertLizValerie Brunetti
"...And I Have Elaborate Torture Plans for All of Them"
2 pp
Ivan BrunettiRandy SandersNed Vidoje-somethingDennis BotsJon "Chino" NasellaMarty Hoffner
Date Rape
0.35 pp · Humor
Social Darwinism
0.35 pp · Humor
Imperialism
0.3 pp · Humor
Hrrlfk! 1,784 Things That Make Me Vomit
9 pp
Ivan BrunettiDeath
Life is Shit
2 pp
Ivan BrunettiValerie Brunetti
Six Reasons Why I Wish I Had Been Man Ray
0.8 pp
Ivan BrunettiMeret OppenheimLee Miller
Bonus Gag Strip
0.2 pp
Ivan Brunetti
Everything Sucks
1 pp
Ivan BrunettiValerie Brunetti
Stumpy That Lovable Multiple Amputee
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Fatso With Titties
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Cute and Cuddly Motherfuckers
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Barbed Wire in My Piss Groove
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Abusive, Alcoholic Dad
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Neo-Nazi Pup
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Fuck You
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Aborted Fetus With a Badass Attitude
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Despair
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Brutality
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Revenge of a Purple Garden Hose
1 pp
Ivan Brunetti
Turn Your Eyes Inside and Dig the Vacuum...
20 pp
Ivan BrunettiValerie BrunettiJesus ChristDeathGod
A Really Bad Day at Work
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
In "A Really Bad Day at Work," a single, brutally mundane office shift spirals into a surreal descent of petty humiliations and absurd misfortunes, all rendered in sharp, darkly comedic strokes. The story captures the quiet desperation of daily grind with a satirical edge, where every small frustration feels like a punchline from a cruel universe.
Ain't It the Fuckin' Truth?
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
In "Ain't It the Fuckin' Truth?", a sharp, no-holds-barred satire, a perpetually disgruntled narrator delivers a series of brutally honest, darkly comic rants about modern life’s petty indignities and absurdities. With biting wit and a deadpan delivery, the story captures the raw, unfiltered frustration of everyday existence in nine quick, punchy strips.
Face It: You Suck!
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
In "Face It: You Suck!", a razor-sharp satire from the anthology Misery Loves Comedy, a perpetually disgruntled protagonist confronts a series of absurd, self-inflicted humiliations with deadpan resignation. The story thrives on bleak humor and exaggerated indignity, delivering a quick, biting take on modern insecurities through a series of punchy, grotesque gags.
Lord of the Maggots
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
In "Lord of the Maggots," a grotesque, absurd satire unfolds as a self-proclaimed ruler of a grotesque underground realm presides over a bizarre, squirming empire of maggots—his only subjects, his only court, his only legacy. The story leans into surreal dark humor with a deadpan delivery, turning a ridiculous premise into a strangely compelling, off-kilter comedy.
Mommy Hates You
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
In "Mommy Hates You," a single-panel satire captures a child’s bleak, deadpan realization that their mother’s affection is conspicuously absent—delivered with the dry, cringe-inducing humor that defines the collection. The story stands out in the anthology for its sharp, absurd take on familial alienation, wrapped in a minimalist, punchline-driven format.
Deformed, De-sexed, and Bedraggled
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
In "Deformed, De-sexed, and Bedraggled," a grotesque, self-loathing protagonist navigates a series of absurd, bitterly funny misfortunes, each panel a razor-sharp skewering of insecurity and modern despair. The story’s bleak humor lands with a punchy, deadpan precision, turning humiliation into dark comedy with a wink.
Fuckin' Fatass Loser Thirty-Year-Old Virgin Comic-Book Collector Geek With No Job
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
In a single, sharply funny strip titled "Fuckin' Fatass Loser Thirty-Year-Old Virgin Comic-Book Collector Geek With No Job," a perpetually overlooked, self-aware nerd navigates the cringe-inducing reality of his life—where his only escape is the world of comics, and even that offers little solace. The story delivers a biting, deadpan take on isolation and obsession, wrapped in the kind of darkly relatable humor that only a satirical comic can nail.
Ivan and Valerie / Valerie and Ivan
1 pp · Humor, Satire-Parody
Ivan BrunettiValerie Brunetti
The Incurable Optimist
1 pp · Humor
Ivan Brunetti
Don't Kill Yourself
1 pp
Ivan Brunetti
Rancy
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
Peenus
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
Whore-Mama
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
Piles o' Fun
1 pp · Humor
10,000 Mile Schlong
1 pp · Humor
"No More Tit-Fucking... You're Ruining My Cleavage."
1 pp · Humor
Wannafuck.
1 pp · Humor
Ivan BrunettiValerie Brunetti
Music Brings Us All Closer!
1 pp · Humor
Work Equals Degradation
20 pp
Ivan Brunetti
Baby Dickhead
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Queefy
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
My Mother, the Choad
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
You Smell Like Dog Shit
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Well-Hung Wiseacre Hubby
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Homo Trap: 2012 A.D.
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Gruff but Kindly Old Ass-Huffer
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
L'il Lezz
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Daddy's a Hooker
0.3 pp · Satire-Parody
Cuckold Joe
0.3 pp · Satire-Parody
Jiminy Cocksucker
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
Dr. Prick
0.2 pp · Satire-Parody
Group Therapy
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Every Little Boy's Dream
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Chock Full o' Cunts
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
If Chicks Had Dicks
0.25 pp · Satire-Parody
Movie Night
0.25 pp · Humor
Disgusting
0.25 pp · Humor
Constipation
0.25 pp · Humor
The Future of Entertainment
1 pp · Humor
Chris Ware - The Last Great Cartoonist
1 pp
The Dancing Queen
1 pp · Biography
Who's Your eBay™ Nemesis?
1 pp · Humor
How To Stop Telemarketers
1 pp · Humor
How Did This Happen?
1 pp · Biography
Ivan Brunetti
The Flower
0.85 pp · Humor
Question Mark
0.15 pp · Humor
Ivan Brunetti
The Thurber Carnivore
2 pp
James ThurberIvan Brunetti
The Thurber Scorecard
1 pp · Biography
Charles ThurberMary "Mame" ThurberJames ThurberEva ProutAlthea AdamsHarold RossHelen WismerRosemary Thurber
The Night the Writer Fell
1 pp · Biography
James ThurberHelen Wismer