Le Jeune Archie #26

When Little Archie claims Little Jughead was taken by aliens in a UFO, his parents don’t believe him—so they call the family doctor to check on his mental state. But the truth is stranger than fiction, as the two aliens from Planet Dreaf quickly return Little Jughead after discovering just how much he can eat.

When Miss Grundy suspects Little Betty of smuggling snacks to boys in the hall, Mr. Weatherbee steps in with a plan to stop the "culinary crime"—only to panic when he realizes his prank might have landed Little Jughead in the hospital. With the school nurse on the scene and chaos brewing, the usual suspects scramble to sort out the mess before the principal finds out.

In a delightfully chaotic twist on talent shows, Little Archie and Little Jughead attempt to impress the judges of The Zong Show by turning bottles of water and a bass drum into a makeshift band—only to spill everything and accidentally start a drumbeat-fueled brawl with Little Reggie Mantle, the show’s judge. Spotty watches in disbelief as the chaos earns them an unexpected prize, proving that sometimes the most ridiculous performances are the most memorable.

In this playful parody of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," Little Sabrina Spellman stars as the curious intruder in a whimsical tale read aloud by Aunt Hilda. Little Archie Andrews, Little Jughead Jones, and Little Reggie Mantle make a delightfully absurd cameo as a trio of birds who find themselves in a very un-birdlike situation.