G.I. Joe #34

The men of "B" Company discover an abandoned child hidden in their jeep on a freezing night, half-starved and alone—and despite army regulations, they decide to pool their resources and adopt him. What starts as an act of compassion becomes a test of the unit's bond when personal doubts and competing visions threaten to derail their plan, forcing the soldiers to confront what it really means to give a kid a second chance.

When Pvt. Whitey Hicks is sent to pick up the Colonel's aunt at the train station, he's expecting trouble—and he's not wrong. The arrival of Auntie sets off a chain reaction of chaos at the camp, as every soldier suddenly finds reasons to volunteer, fight, and compete for her attention. It's a madcap romp through military life turned upside down by one irresistible visitor.

When Cpl. Reilly's fellow soldiers catch wind of his big-shot business dealings and tax shortcuts, Sgt. Mulvaney hatches a scheme to teach the cocky operator a lesson he won't forget. Armed with a borrowed suit, glasses, and some acting chops, the plan sets in motion to confront Reilly with some official-looking consequences for his careless bookkeeping.

Pvt. Dopey finds himself in hot water at the movies when he accidentally occupies someone else's seat, leading to a chain of escalating chaos. With moviegoers, an usher, and the law all getting involved, this 1954 humorous tale proves that a simple mix-up can quickly spiral out of control.

When Pvt. Wilbur "Pinch" Wallingford joins "B" Company, his reputation as a miser quickly precedes him—the men of his outfit are determined to teach their tightwad a lesson he won't forget. Pvt. Joe Burch and Sgt. Mulvaney devise an elaborate scheme involving a surprise party that promises to loosen Pinch's grip on his wallet in ways he never anticipated. What unfolds over a weekend pass puts the squad's prank to the test in the most unexpected way.