Cor!! Annual #1985

When Patsy’s classmates surprise their teacher with an elephant as a classroom pet, chaos ensues—much to Patsy’s amusement. The absurdity unfolds in two pages of pure, silly humor, capturing the classic tone of Cor!! Annual.

In this lighthearted 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, Ivor takes a crack at driving on his private track—despite only just starting lessons—after hiring stunt drivers to show him the ropes. With nerves and overconfidence on the line, he attempts a solo run, setting up a classic, comedic test of skill and timing.

In this whimsical 1985 tale from Cor!! Annual, a witch temporarily animates her garden gnomes to guard her cottage during a holiday—only to find them unexpectedly tasked with fending off a pair of escaped convicts who’ve mistaken the cozy retreat for a perfect hideout. The gnomes, unprepared for such a mission, must rely on their wits and sheer determination to protect their home.

In this quirky 1985 Cor!! Annual gem, Jo’s attempt to resign from teaching hits a snag when the class refuses to let the letter go through—leading to a chaotic chain of events that lands them all in the hospital. The story’s humor shines in its absurd escalation, all while keeping Jo’s fate—and the class’s antics—delightfully unresolved.

In "null," Benny’s mundane bus wait takes a wild turn when he stops a robbery, earning a reward that leads him to a mysterious estate—where another crisis unfolds, and another reward awaits. A delightfully absurd chain of coincidences drives this two-page gem from Cor!! Annual #1985, blending slapstick timing with a whimsical, unexpected payoff.

In this short, silly 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, young Ivor takes control of the family’s internal radio system, sending Tony and the servants into a tizzy—especially when his antics send the family car careening off course. The usual consequences follow, as they always do.

In a delightfully absurd twist of musical mayhem, a frustrated orchestra member hires a skeleton to scare the xylophone player—only to find the skeleton has a mind of its own. Now, with the musician gone, the skeleton takes up the instrument, turning the band into a bone-chilling symphony of surprise.

In this short, silly 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, Jelly Baby’s hunger leads the family to a restaurant—where his stretchy arms cause chaos before turning the tables (literally) by delivering meals to startled diners. A delightfully absurd slice of humor with a squishy twist.

In this playful 1985 Cor!! Annual tale, Val outsmarts a bully with a snowy twist—using her cream to disguise a tree, she lures the bully into a comedic trap where a sudden avalanche of snow takes him by surprise. A lighthearted moment of mischief and misdirection, perfectly capturing the humor of the era.

In this quirky 1985 humor tale from Cor!! Annual, Ivor pulls a clever scam to steal Tony’s last few pennies, only to funnel them into the Lott family vault—triggering a chaotic burst that floods the surrounding moat with spilled treasure. While Mr. Lott deals with Ivor’s mischief, he offers Tony a chance to recover some of the loot, promising him 10% of whatever he can fish out.

In a delightfully absurd twist, a desperate tailor enlists a giant moth to attract customers—only for the army to intervene, accidentally blasting the shop clear across the globe to Africa.

In this delightfully absurd 1985 Cor!! Annual tale, Jo’s neighbor Donovan suggests a seaside holiday—only to accidentally hook the Channel Ferry while trying to catch a prize-winning fish, dragging his neighbors straight to France. A perfectly silly mix of domestic chaos and cross-channel misadventure, this four-page gem delivers pure, unapologetic humor with a wink.

In this delightfully absurd 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, Jelly Baby’s mum declares she needs a room cleared for her top-secret job—only to reveal she’s knitting gloves with elastic, not wool. When a stray needle flies loose, chaos ensues as the entire room becomes a tangled web of stretchy yarn and frantic flailing.

In this playful 1985 slice of British humor from Cor!! Annual, Jo and Tony find themselves at the Lott family stables, where Ivor’s mischievous streak takes center stage. When Tony finally gets his revenge by swapping a few stable names, chaos ensues—especially after Mr. Lott takes a tumble from what he thinks is his usual horse.

In this whimsical 1985 tale from Cor!! Annual, Jeremy and Cynthia dream of a peaceful holiday in an empty cottage—only to find their plans upended by the resident gnomes, whose quiet world is anything but quiet when outsiders arrive. As the gnomes’ antics escalate, Jeremy’s growing frustration puts a strain on his marriage, testing whether the holiday will end in harmony or a hasty retreat.

In a delightfully absurd twist on retail chaos, a overwhelmed doorman in "null" hires a Frankenstein monster to keep shoppers at bay—only to find his plan spirals when the creature spreads the word about the deals. Now trapped between a mob of monsters drawn by the sales and fleeing clerks scrambling to escape, the doorman’s day goes from bad to gloriously unmanageable.

In this delightfully absurd 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, Jasper’s ambitious plan to race his giant kite against an aeroplane takes a chaotic turn when the horse pulling it bolts—leaving him in hot pursuit of a runaway milk cart. A perfectly timed mix of slapstick and Victorian-era whimsy, it’s a short, sharp laugh from a forgotten corner of comic history.

In this lighthearted 1985 gem from Cor!! Annual, Jo and the gang attempt to pull off a prank by hypnotizing their teacher—Brains takes the lead, but his sleep-deprived efforts backfire when they all nod off in class. The teacher, finally free from chaos, enjoys a quiet morning with tea and the paper.

In this delightfully absurd 1985 tale from Cor!! Annual, Wilfred’s attempt to impress his wife with a bear-skin coat backfires spectacularly when his magic misfires—leaving her with a coat of nothing at all. In the chaotic aftermath, a frantic chase leads her to don a coat of paint instead, turning a domestic squabble into a splash of surreal comedy.

In a quietly absurd twist of fate, Patsy stumbles upon a nearly new carpet abandoned by its owner and decides to deliver it to her teacher. With help from friends to carry the surprisingly heavy load, the journey takes a comically unfortunate turn—though the blame lands squarely on the boy with the bike.