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TRADE MARK strament thatanyone can pla ata moments notice without instruction, When used by minstrels and With this wonderful Harmonica you can play any tune, imitate any bird or animal, perpipes, Punch & Judy,etc, This Har- monica is the only musical in- the various songs of the mocking bird, eanary and other choice singeracan be given so naturally that the most expert listener can not detect the difference. Just imagine the amazement of a company at the sudden singing of a bird, the squealing of a pig or the mowing of a eat, when it is supposed thatnone of these are in the vicinity, All the astonishing feats of the most expert ventriloquist can be performed by means of this most wonderful “atent Harmonica Achild ten yearsof age can play it without any instruction, We recently saw the utmost astonishment created Jn a large company assembled ing private parlor, by what appeared the terrific barking of a dog,then suddenly a eat commenced a most unearthly squallin a closet which had not been opened for months,then a ehild cried out in great agony from the Interior of a largve bood case,ahd a beautiful bird commenced singing in the corner of the room, Aston- ay ng the Patent Mirleton Mocking a few ie: is having an unpre- ishment turned to fear until a boy was discovered In the corner p Bird Harmonica. This nove] musical wonder,which has only been ou cedented sale in this city, and agents are fairly coining money, realizing from $7 to R10 per day. As soon as one is sold ft becomes all the rage in the neighborhood, and all follow suitand buy them. Send forasample, and feel sure that with the free advertisement they will give you your next order will be for a gross, Remember, this musical wonder is duly patented and copyrighted, and we controlit. You can not buy themelsewhere. This wonderful instrumentcan be sentby mail,with fullinstroctions which will enable any person to use ft. We ar? sole agents and proprietors of this harmonica, and to introduce Ca) eclality artists,quartetts or choruses it invariably receives repeated encores, For the use of the hunter this valuable, as any bird or animal can beso nearly imitated a3 to call them at once within range, All our goodsin every county we willgend you one sample of our Patent Mirleton Mocking Bird Harmonica for only 15c.3; 2 for 25c.; 5 for buc, Address WM. WILLIAMS, 121 Halsted St., Chicago. — Morphine Habit Cured fn 10 [ M to 20 days. No pay till cured. Dr. J. Stephens, Lebanon, Ohio. —— ee OT TRASH, AGT’S Complete CA R |p) anvasaing Outfit of 30 New Styles, ALLING BROS, DURHAM, CONN. © 33 Oe THe DOLLAR TYPEWRITER Has 46 Characters ;-Letters, Figures ABCDEFG1 234 5 6 7 and Points of thisStyle. oe PRICE ONLY inv Sune THIS LITTLE TYPENRITER DOES THe? are Zr EXACTLY LIKE CUT. Writes as wellas high priced machines and RAPIDLY with prac- tice.-15 to 25 wordsa minute. TAKES FOOLSCAP SHEET. Uses Copying Ink. 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