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First Guest (at grand ball)—‘ Hark, isn’t that the cnaimpagne popping in the supper room ?” SECcuwD GuUrst—‘* No; I guess it’s the young couples m the conservatory."—V. Y. Weekly. BROKE UP THE LAWYER. ‘“Do you know the value of an oath ?” asked the judge of an old darkey who was to be the next witness. ‘Yes, sah, I does. One ob dese yeah lawyers done rib me foah dollars for to swear to suffin, Dat’s de value of an oath. Foah dollars, sah.” And then there was consternation in the court room,—S?. Foseph News. FITS. ALL Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No fits after first day’s use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and $2.00, trial bottle free to Fit cases, Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch St.,Phila, Pa. COULDN'T FORETELL EVERYTHING. ANXxIoUS CALLER—“ Is this the police station ?” CHIEF—* Yes, ma’am. What can I do for you ?” A. C.-—“ I have lost some valuable jewelry. 1 suspect some former servant of having taken it. I want to employ a detective to find her whereabouts.” C.— All right, ma'am. Your name ?” A. C.—'*I am Mme. de: Wiss, the—er—fortune teller."—Chicago Tribune. LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND. CONDUCTOR (on Western railway)—‘‘ Here! You can’t carry a skeleton in a passenger coach | Put it in a box, you stingy heathen, and have it checked as baggage.” PASSENGER—" He _ hain’t no skeleton pardner ; he’s a friend of mine who went to Oklahoma to make his fortune. He’s——” SKELETON (feebly)—‘ Slightly disfiggered, but still in the ring, thank ye.”"—A/unsey's Weekly. SHE KNEW WHAT TO DO. “CLARA,” said Nellie, dropping the fashion paper she was reading, ‘* what would you do if yop had a mustache on yout lip ?” ‘After he took it away I sbould tell him that 1 preferred to be married in June.”—Boston flerald, LNht have ceased to CANARY BIRD chirp either from illness, exposure or on account of moulting, can be made to warble tuneful melodies by placing a cakeof BIRD MANNA in their cages. It acts almost like a charm in restoring them to song. It is an absolute neeessity to the health, comfort and hygiene of CAGE BIRDS. It is made after the Andreasberg recipe. Sold by drugzists, grocers and bird dealers. Mailed to any P. O. in the U. 8. or Canada for 15 cts.. by the Biro Foop Co., 400 N. 3d St,, Philadelphia, Pa. Bird Book free. In replying to this adv. mention The Argosy- N. B.—This Launch is being built in the most careful man- ner. As it will not be finished until a!l the guesses are In, it will be Impossible for any one to know eunod \ts welght antil that ANYTN® pile time, No matter ANOS wehre they live TOA every person In the GTEAM UU. S. will have an LAUNCH, equal chance in the competition. 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