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ARGOSY-ALLSPFORY—ADVERTISING SECTION. The Dowser Who Flivvered! * YSTERIOUSLY — guided by the behavior of a willow wand, sometimes a “dowser’—the water-wizard— tells where to dig a well which really yields water. Then much ado is made over the feat. But who ever hears Similar noise about the dry holes, dug..when the dowser flivvered ? Now and then, possibly, it just happens that people buy wisely without heed to adver- tisements. But the chances are against any one having such luck! It does not “Just happen” that advertised values. are invariably genuine buying op- portunities. They must be, be- cause they are openly offered to every one who reads about them. | Advertised value must be true value. Else it could not keep on being advertised to a public so keen and critical as this public of ours. Read the advertisements to be rid of guesswork ! a en pe | Classified Advertising continued from page 4. 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Our Classified Service Bureau will gladiy show you how to use this section most profitably and at the least cost. Write te-day to the Classified Manager, The Argosy Combination, 280 Broadway, New York. In answering any advertisement on this page it is desirable that you mention this magazine. EOMmIichooks.Gco