Action for Men, May 1960 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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BETTER HAIR... Inactive needs help here —) not there Every hair that ever grew on the head of any man or woman, got every particle of its substance in only one way — from the blood stream. Massage of the scalp will usually increase the circulation of blood there. But this means more hair only if the blood stream is carrying the right hair-building ma- terials. Two kinds of hair-building ma- terials are now known. (1) Hair Foods, such as cysteine, and (2). Controllers of the Hair Foods— organic catalysts, formed from cer- tain vitamins, iodine, etc. The new Cy-B-7 formula contains both kinds: in fact it has almost the entire list (except sex hormones) of the most important hair-building substances known today. NO TROUBLESOME, TIME-CONSUMING ROUTINE thru Body Chemistry Research scientists have shown that these substances can stimulate the growth of hair even when used sepa- Combined proved Cy-B-7 formula, rately.* in the new im- they have benefitted thousands of hair-loss people — some slightly, some marked- ly, some really spectacularly. Users of this natural method of hair improvement, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, have reported one or more of these bene- fits, generally within one to three months: (1) New hair on bald or thin areas. (2) Faster growth of hair. (3) More “life” (slight coarsening) in hair that had become too fine. (4) Prompt reduction of falling hair. (5) Increased waviness for those who al- ready had some tendency toward a wave. (6) Feeling of well-being, livelier health and energy. NO EXPENSIVE OFFICE CALLS Your own family need not know the special potency of your vitamin-plus capsules, unless You tell them. STOP THAT BALDING TREND NOW BEFORE IT GETS MORE SERIOUS! Dr. E. F. Barrows, member of the science staff at one of the Oregon state colleges, is the originator of the Cy-B-7 formula. Our formula and labels are accepted by U.S. inter-state and international commerce. and Canadian fed>ral authorities for To avoid any possible embarassment to users of Cy-B-7, all our bottles, letters and packages are without outside indication that Cy-B-7 is for improving hair. *References: Taken from the published research papers on the growth of hair caused by these ingredients—reports with exact page references from Physiological Reviews, Science, Journal of Biolegical Chemistry and other technical journals will be given free with each order along with further suggestions for care of hair, and what vitamins to avoid. Guarantee: Although we cannot yet promise greater hair growth to every user of Cy-B-7, we do guarantee that if for any reason you are not fully satisfied with your very first bottleful, you may, within one year of pur- chase, return the empty bottle and we will promptly refund your money. We have great confidence in our product. BASIC REMEDIES, 140 N. Echols St., Dept. GA-91, Monmouth, Oregon Rush new-formula Cy-B-7 capsules to me immediately, under your full-year guarantee of satisfaction as advertised. LJ Enclosed find $5.85 for 110 new-formula Cy-B-7 capsules, nearly 2 months’ supply. No charge for postage. (C] Enclosed find $10 for 220 capsules, nearly 4 months’ supply. Special offer. No charge for postage. C0 Enclosed find $1.00 — send C.O.D. | will pay 8 State (22 es postman $4.85 plus postal charges. (No foreign <.0.D., as Post Office is not allowed to handle them. Full orders.) (] Be sure to send with my order your FREE sug- gestions for care of hair, advice on which vita- mins to avoid, and reports from the technical journals. payment is enclosed with foreign GAG LINE continued from page 6 A traveling salesman checked in at a hotel and said to the man at the desk, “I’d like room service, please. After I’ve had a chance to wash up, I want you to send up a very good steak, some very fine wine, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.” About twenty minutes later, there was a discreet tap at the salesman’s door. He opened it and there stood a waiter wheeling a cart followed by three beautiful girls. “Here, sir,’ said the waiter, “is your dinner, and here is your wine. “Who are the three girls?” asked the salesman. “These are the three et ceteras.” oo (98 “Does your husband worry about the grocery bills?” “No. There’s no point in both him and the grocer worrying about them.” o 90 0 There was one farm in Oklahoma that had so much oil that when the farmer planted potatoes, they came up French fried. o.oo («©8 An architect advertised for a secre- tary. The first girl to answer the ad was a pretty blonde. The architect asked her if she could read a blueprint. “Tf it’s in English,” she replied. Boss to his secretary: “Well, have you entertained my proposition?” Secretary: “No, but your propo- sition entertained me.” o.oo (98 A milkman was drafted into the army. His first letter home was ec- static. “This Army life is wonderful,” he wrote. “I can sleep till 5:30.” o 90 90 John: “If you let me give you a kiss, it will be a feather in my cap.” Jane: “Stick around. You may wind up an Indian chief.” (C(OINN) (€ 6)(0)(0) Ss (CLAN)