The String of Pearls; or, The Barber of Fleet Street — page 199: what you’re looking at

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“** Escape the first for us!” said Sir Richard. ‘Oh, lor, yes. Now this here Todd thinks, by putting this here man-trap | here, as he has perwided again any accidents; but we ain’t them ’ere sort 0’ birds as is catched by chaff, not we. Why he must have spilted his blessed ceiling down below to make this here sort of a jigamaree concern.” “It’s not a bad contrivance though, Crotchet. It’s own weight, you see, re- || stores it to its place again, and so there’s no trouble with it.” | .“ Qh dear, no. It’s a what I calls a self-acting catch-’em-who-can sort 0” | machine, Yes, Sir Richard, I never did think that ’ere Todd was wery | green. He don’t know quite so much as we know; but yet he’s a rum ’un.” | “No doubt of it. Do you think, Crotchet, there is anything else in this attic '| to beware of ?” ‘Not likely ; when he’d finished this here nice little piece of handywork, I | dare say he said to himself—‘ This will catch ’em,’ and so down stairs he toddled, and grinned like a monkey as has swallowed ‘a waole nut by haccident, and gived himself a pain in the side in consekence. ‘That'll catch ’em,’ | says he.” : || Mr. Crotchet seemed so much amused at the picture he drew to himself of the | supposed exultation of Todd, that for some moments he did nothing but laugh. '| The reader must not suppose, however, that in the circumstances of peril in | which they were, he indulged in a regular “ Ha! ha!’—quite the contrary. He || had a mode of laughing under such circumstances that was entirely his own, and || which, while it made no noise, shook his huge frame as though some commotion '| had taken sudden possession of it, and the most ridiculous part of the process |} was the alarming suddenness with which he would become preternaturally |} serious again. But Sir Richard Blunt knew his peculiarities, and paid no at- || tention to them, unless they very much interfered with business. “We must not waste time. Come on, Crotchet.”’ (Sir Richard walked to the door of theatticand tried it. It was as fast as though | it had been part of the wall itself. | “So—so,’ he said. ‘‘ Master Todd has taken some precautions against deing surprised from the top of hishouse. He has nailed up this door as surely as |} any door was ever nailed up.’’ | Has he really, though?” See “Yes. Quick, Crotchet. You have your tools about you, I suppose.” “¢ Never fear,” said Crotchet. ‘I’m the indiwedal as never forgets nothink, and if I don’t have the middle panel out o’ this door a’most as soon as look at it, it’s only cos it takes more time.” With this philosophical and indisputable remark, Mr. Crotchet stooped down before the door, and taking various exquisitely made tools from his pocket, he _ began to work at the door. He knocked nearly noiselessly, and it looked like something little short of magic to see how the panel was forced out of the door without any of the hammering and flustering which a carpenter would have made i} of it. | ‘* Allsright,” he said. ‘“ If we can’t creep through here, we are bigger than I think we is.” | “That willdo. Hush!’ They both listened attentively, for Sir Richard thought he heard a faint noise from the Jower part of the house. As, however, five minutes of attentive listen- ing passed away, and no repetition of it occurred, they thought it was only some one of those accidental sounds which wili at times be heard in all houses whether occupied or not. Crotchet took the lead by creeping clearly enough through the opening that he had made in the door of the attic, and Sir Richard followed him. They were both, now, at the head of the staircase, and Sir Richard held up the lantern so as to have a good Jook around him. The walls looked damp and neglected. There were two other doors opening from that landing, but neither of them was fastened, so that they entered the rooms easily. y,They took care, | though, not to go beyond the threshold forjfear? of accidents,~ although jit was comicbooks.com