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_— AND THE GLUM DYSPEPTIC. The cheerful idiot is the individual who when he sees you come into the house dripping from the storm inquires pleasantly, ‘‘Is it raining?” If you were whittling and the knife slipped and ctt off the top of a finger tre would say just as pleasantly, ‘‘Did you cut yourself?” It seems the chief business in the life of the cheer- ful idiot to ask fool questions. Mostly people put up with him as they do with mosquitoes— because they can’t help themselves. But once in a while the cheerful idiot runs up against the wrong man. It was that way when the C. I. of the boarding house tackled a miserable look- ing fellow-boarder who was tortured by dys- pepsia. ‘‘Hello, Smith,’ he cried, ‘‘aren’t you feeling well?’ And Smith growled back: “Ts none of your business how I’m feeling.” Talk about adding insult to injury! What could be any worse than asking a man who had suffering stamped all over him, ‘‘Aren’t you ling well?” Weitis tether hard for the dyspeptic to make a @ stranger to the disease understand just how $ much suffering dyspepsia can cause. Words : don’t express it. That terrible ghawing sensa- tion in the stomach is past description. Even after you have recited the specific aches and pains, there are no terms to express the cumula- tive-and combined effects of them all upon both mind and body. DON’T CULTIVATE DYSPEPSIA, That would seem unnecessary advice, yet it is a fact that in the main, people who nally ‘ become dyspeptics seem to have mucen Soe ¢ quickest fo bring on the disease. They eat $ irregularly, They eat unwholesome or innutri- . tious foods. They ren. heme eben gee rj 7 1d the stomac | Booger pe ns» "ip fact, if they made a way to dyspepsis or dis- general, and its allied reat instead of exercise. study of the quickest ease of the atomach in POPC OT. oo tte / Lutes SO@ (AW) IAG gpPARNAUT MY QUEEN. ~ organs of digestion and nutrition, they could not practice more successful methods. When dyspepsia once has its grip on the stom- ach the man who has experimented with tab- lets and powders and other palliatives without permanent relief finds himself asking the ques- tion, ‘‘Am I ever going to be well again so that I can eat with appetite and enjoyment?” The one necessity to the recovery of health is the cure of the diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. _ HOW DPSPEPSIA IS CURED. There is an almost certain cure for dyspepsia and other diseases of the stomach and organs of digestion and nutrition. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery always helps, and almost always cures. In ninety-eight per cent. of cases in which the ‘‘Discovery’’ has been given a fair and faithful trial it has wrought a perfect and permanent cure. It has cured the most severe and obstinate conditions of stomach trouble which have failed to yield to any other medicine. “ Mr. Ned Nelson, the Irish Comedian and Mimic, of 577 Royden Street, Camden, N. J., writes: ‘‘We fulfilled an engagement of twelve weeks and the constant traveling gave mea bad touch of that dreaded dis- ease called dyspepsia. I had tried every- thing possible to cure it till last week while playing at B. F. Keath’s Bijou Theatre, Philadelphia, in the Nelson Trio, a pro- fessional friendof mine advised meto try Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. I tried it, and, thank God, with good result.” “For three years I suffered untold ag- ony,’ writes Mrs. H. R. White, of Stanstead, Stanstead Co., Quebec (Box 115). ‘I would have spelis of trembling and being sick at and—such distress it is impossible to de- scribe. I wrote to the World’s Dispensary Medical Association, stating my case to them, and they very promptlyanswered and told me what to do. I took eight bottles of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery and five vials of Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel- lets. Thanks to Dr. Pierce and his medi- cine I am a well woman to-day. Dr. Pierce’s medicines also cured my mother of liver com- laint from which she had been a sufferer for fifteen years. We highly recommend these medi- cines to all suffering people.”’ ‘ Some dealers desiring to make the little more profit paid by the sale of less meritorious medi- cines will sometimes offer the customer a stb- stitute for ‘Golden Medical Discovery,’’ claim- ing it to be “just as good.’’ Nothing is just as good for you which has not just as good a rec- ord of cures,and no other medicine has a record of cures comparable with those effected by the use of ‘*Golden Medical Discovery.”’ GIVE IT TO 8OME ONE ELSE. Dr. Pierce’s Common Sense Medical Adviser, containing over a thousand large pages and more than 700 illustrations is sent free on tore} of stamps to pay expense of mailing only. If you don't feel the need of this valuable medical work yourself, why not give it to some friend or young married couple, It is an invaluable ift, and one which will be highly appreciated »y the recipient. Send gr one-cent stamps for the volume in durable cloth-binding, or only 21 stamps for the book in paper covers. 8s my stomach, pain in right side all the time; { then it would work up into my stomach, Dr. R. V. Pierce, Burtales yi eboo NSS Cor ae