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—, > t ; ote % “a . y . a te . - ve > «* < ; ® THE GRINDER PAPERS. 289 ‘*VYou air a French gentleman?” sez I. 3 ‘Ves, madame,” sez he. ‘* Bin here long?” sez I. , ‘«Since misfortune drive me from my countrie,” sez he. ? ‘*T feel tu pity yeu,” sez L. Then he said sothing I couldn't understand about havin’ mercy, I believe.” Sez I, ‘‘Yeu know yeu air a perfect stranger. Dunno what my brother’d say; he’d ask what ye air worth.” ‘*Silver plate!” sezhe. Sounded like that, with the ‘‘t” left off, as a furriner might any way. ‘‘Well,” sez I, ‘‘silver plate is a good thing.” He looked kinder puzzled. Sez he, ‘‘ Yeu take my perfect love, madame ?” ‘¥t’s tu sudden; I’d hev tu consider,” sez I. ‘You nevair have ze ozer opportunity,” sez he, lookin so interestin’, with his eves cast up. I sithed. ‘* Madame will say ‘yes,” sez he. ‘*Oh, dear, no!” sez I. ‘*When you look at it leetle while, you will change the mind,” sezhe. ‘‘Observe!” and he put his hand intu the portemantle, and pulled out a yaller paper. ‘What on airth is that?” sez I. ‘‘Tt is ze ‘Perfect Love—ze best enamel for ze skin evair manufacture,” sez he. ‘‘ When madame shall use it, she shall become of ze age of sixteen—she shall break every heart. Only Gomilecbooks:. co