Life, 1928-12-21 · page 34 of 36
Life — December 21, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two distinct humor pieces from *Life* magazine: **"Embarrassing Moments"** (main cartoon): The central illustration shows a man awkwardly offering his wife a Murad cigarette box as a belated Christmas present, having forgotten to buy her a real gift. The joke satirizes the social embarrassment of marital neglect—the suggestion being that a luxurious cigarette brand can salvage a husband's blunder. *Life* solicited reader submissions for such scenarios at $5 each. **"The Neutral"** (sidebar anecdote): A Kansas City insurance agent encounters a store proprietor and customer in violent conflict—one brandishing a revolver, the other a knife. The agent's predicament: both combatants are his policy-holders ($25,000 and $15,000 respectively). His plea to "patch it up" satirizes the insurance agent's awkward neutrality when profit depends on both parties' survival. Both pieces mock social embarrassment and awkward professional situations through gentle domestic and commercial comedy typical of 1920s-era *Life* magazine humor.
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MORE DOINGS OF THE GAY SPOTANSKIs (Election Week Correspondence from 0. in the Sherman County, Neb., Tine Creek Ep, Wrostewski was a caller at the L. Spotanski home Sunday. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FF. Spotanski and son Albin were callers at Loup City Tuesday. Frank Spotanski was a caller at the Anton Goodman home Wednesday. When you have forgotten your wife’s wos visited with Albin Spotanski . Lonnie Maciejewski and Steven Spotanski w Christmas present (the first year after callers at the home of Frank Spotanski Wodnes day, : . . Tony and Clarence Krolikowski and Joh marriage) on Christmas morning, be Bendykowski and L. Spotanski and Steven seo anski were business callers at Ashton Saturday, nonchalant . . . offer her a MURAD. Mrs. Steven Spotanski was a visitor at the L. Spotanski home Saturday. Ed Spotanski was a caller on Joe Sowokinos Saturday. "$5.00 paid for each EMBARRASSING MOMENT suggestion Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Pray and Mr. and accepted. Address P. Lorillard Co., 119 West 40th St., N. ¥.C.~ Mrs. John Bendykowski and Mr. and Mrs. Frank Spotanski and their families visited at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Lonnie Macicjewski on § { afternoon. They spent the time playing ¢ OP. Lorillard Co., Fat.1760 Mr. and Mrs. John Turek visited with Mr, and Mrs. Steven Spotanski Sunday. | Otto Sowokinos visited with Ed. Spotanski | Sunday afternoon. THE NEUTRAL A Kansas Crry insurance agent entered a store the other day and was surprised to hear voices rising in anger from the rear of the store. He strolled back and found the proprietor in violent altercation with a customer, the proprietor brand- ishing a revolver, and the customer wielding a wicked-looking knife. The proprietor, the insurance man was pained to recall, was a policy-holder in the agent's com- pany for $25,000 insurance. Then the agent glanced at the customer, and was shocked tw observe that he also was a policy-holder in the sum of $15,000. E “Listen, gentlemen," spoke up the agent, “can't this thing be patched up?” —Kansas City Star. Mediterranean “The Luxury Ships’”” M.V. SATURNIA LIFE’S BIG MISSION is to amuse you idl VULCANIA whenever and wherever you need amusing. CANNES-NAPLES-TRIESTE LIFE is mostly pictures—good pictures—most- also PRESIDENTE WILSON ly funny—by the leading artists. And the best jokes, From Iialy the Fleet of the newest quips and cracks by the best humorous LLOYD TRIESTINO writers in America. Offers a Splendid Service to Everybody gets | LIFE, 598 MADISON AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY some fun out of LIFE. The only requirements are a sense of humor — and five dollar Enclosed Five Dollars. Send LIFE for One Year to: —————— oT | ane is COSULICH LINE *: Foreign, $6.60. ‘THE DE VINNE-KALLENUCK COMPANY, INC, PRINTERS, WEW YORK comicbooks.com