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Pace Proper Manner of returning Salutation of Friend in Gasoline Automobile....... prophecy, A Proposal, A. Proved, Rom: Pshaw! - Nothing on at Opera House to-night..... Pugilistic Term : ‘ Queen of Hearts, A...... Raising the Devil. Recent. Fiction... ‘ Reception Committee Welcom- ing Cottagers at a Jersey Summer Resort, a Reggy’s Christmas Present. Result of a large Voice in a Small Room Retort Courteous, The Rules for Metropolitan Railway. Conductors Rural Free Delivery.... Said the Ice Trust to the Coal rust .. St. Patrick. . St. Patrick and the Serpent Same Old Song.. Sam set to Mus Sanctum Talks. sand Dollars a Year Ha Say, Boss, did your Barber have much Trouble parting your Horns in the Middle Say, Dad, where do bad Boys go_whén' they Di x Mister Officer, if this young Lady is engaged to two, can’t she be arrested fer Bigamy? weisaees Scenes of otr Youth. Schedule for an Up-to-Date New_ Yorker........ see 173 Secret, The..... 2-3 See here, youn; Fellow (Uncle .| Sam and Venezuela). aecing Things See, Johnn; i fn old-fashioned Stage Coach..... Sense and Incense. . Shady Story, Shade of mobile : 7 She belongs to 400, doesn’t she? 29 She, too, is lucky (chicks) 303 Signor Mascagni's Impressions of me Land of ea + 9S SI B Th a) leeping Beauty, Slcvnsactare Snapshots in Hades. ... .28, 108, 9 Statches of Conversation heard is on the Avenue. Social Push, The. Society. ....67, 91, 111, 138, 301, i. 389, 470, st, 546 Society Butterfly, A.. 36 Soldier’s Valentine, A So long as Colonel Lexington had to wear glasses he in- sisted upon the right’Kind.. Some Designs for Book Plates, 131, 182, 264, Some International Correspond- ence ... Some: Letters of Recommenda- ton Geers cece wes rere cet bet! Some Notes on’ Labor...-.-..-- Some Snapshots of the Pullet- ville University Picked Nine Say, 552 570 10-1 CONTENTS. Song of a Sermon, The...., Spheres of Influence.. .. Splendeur Dex! Had. we but known of this Conceit dur- ing our Reign on Earth... 7 Spring 319 Spring, Spring, Gentle Spring.. 361 Still another Man with the Hoe. 411 Still the. Champion + +440-7 Stolen Sweets... -.418-9 Story when Mother Heard it, 65 Strange! I can’t seem to’ make Rings .. Street Sayings. fe Strong Business Proposition, A Success to Trade. Suggestion for which might be presented to Transatlantic Friend Suggestions for Artistic Street igns ...... Summer Girl, The. Surely the Hon. Joe Chambe'! lain deserved his Welcom Symposium, A Take in that Spinnaker. We are nearing the Flatiron Taken from the Enemy Teddy’s Coming....... Temptation of Anthony, Ten little Millionaires standing in a Line Tentative Ver: That Inevitable Delay. . There are those who nev spond to the Opportunity. « There is no Accounting for Taste sees 923 These country Boys who come to the City for Fame often leave Something better be- ind . They are calling ‘for the Author. What shall I do?. They must get kind o! ed up in Heaven with so many Mrs. Brown’s about.. They say that cycling’s out ‘ot Fashion. ............ a Things like Thi: This, certainly, is the longest Meal I ever had This is the last time I shall ever ask you to be my Wife.... This is the Season Tie up on the Brid, Time's Valentine........ Toast, Toast to the Irish Blood, A To make a long Story short To Myrtilla Too much Ballast. . To Saint Valentine. . To Spring. Total Strangers. Trick for Trick.. Trifle behind the Trojan Horse, The Truth .. Trying his Hand Turn about is Fair Play.. Twentieth Century Document, Twentieth Century Idyl, A Two’s Company, Three's 173 U. S. Army Post, A....- U. S. Senate in Session, The 329 Usual Question of Precedence, 263 Valentine, A...... Valentine to Sibylla. View of New York by a Pessi- mist, A Walking Delegate of the Fu- ture, The.......... Wanderer on the Face of the Earth, Wasn't there any Time while making Love to me that you were embarrassed?......... Wedding Feast—Rice, The. Wedding Ring, Welcome to . What a Shot that was!. What a very small Thing fright- ens our G. O. P....... What Interesting Sermons You Preach What is Home without a Cook. What is your Objection to him, Papa? ....... What Reckoning do ye keep, and steer her by what Sta: What’s in a Name? yor way (ofl Peter). When a Thermometer is low. When Winifred was Twenty-two Where is St. George? Whitmanically Put... Who are They? Contest (An- swer) . Soe: Wholesale rosity Who's the Victim.... Why, he can hatch more than thatl!..... see seeees Why, not advertise the sensa- eWay Novel in a Sensation- al wale Why she didn't, get the Place. ..298-9 Widow, The Windy Day, A Winter and Summer. Wish, A. tee With a Fan. With all my Heart... With Bread and Cheese and Kisses Working Costume of a Hoosier Poet Worst Newspaper, The, 75, 90, 181, Wot’s dat yon say? You dou love me?. Yankee Foozles.. p Ye Plaint of ye Tuneful Weaver. Yes, those Patent Breakfast Foods gave me Indigestion. Yis, me Frinds, awn this Day (Mr. Casey and Washing- ton’s Birthday). You Americans cai y that at smart Functions you drink too much. You didn’t seem to love me, at first You do not inject enough ‘con: tempt, spite and Venom into that Word You'll miss half the Fun if you don’t take me, too.......... Your daughter, Madam, is a born Princess...... Your Diet.. Your Parents seem to have got- ten over Dislike for me..... Your’ Wife has opened an Ac- count with us, Sir, and I called about it You will get tired of refusing me some Day........:...0¢ Press of The J. W. Pratt Co., 52 Duane st., New York. comicbooks.com