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PAGE. How does that Wedgwood strike you, my Dear?. . ; 4 How very Fortunate it isn’t aSnake 404 Tam Glad to see, Waldo, that you are Reading your Bible . . . 461 I can't kiss you, Dear, unless you stop Pouting . + $05 I feel Sorry for those Filipinos. | 233 If were a Man I never would care to Marry. . . 193 If she is a Girl of Ideas, why does she Concealthem? . . . . If we had only Sent that aromatic Beef against the Spaniards If yez Don't pay me Wages, Oi'll kape dunning ye . I heah de Angels done Fotched y anudder baby Brudder . I'll fix the next Wit who inquires if this is the War Department . rial Robes, The . Title p. No. In Boston. . . soe ee In Case of Future Wars In Commemoration of War for Humanity . . aa Incubator Malgre Lui, An | Independence Day . Indian Club, An. ( In Eden 2 ww Int850. 2. 2 we Inever siw such a slow Fowl as that Philadelphia llen . . . Infant Prodigy, public and at Home InGalumphia’. 2... In ModernTimes . . 2... Inthe Afternoon . . 2... In the Kiondike . . oy ee Invention by Which you can leave your Pets in Comfort during your Absence... . Irrepressible . . I see you are looking at the Big Bear . . Is that Another One I shall Never seton? . . 146 Is the Game worth the ‘Candle | + 4 192 Is this the Only Show for 1goo. 548-9 I Think the Hero is Great, don’t your... . ewe ee 63 I thought I heard Mr. Squeesicks kissing you last Night, Ethel. 163 It Hurts one’s Self respect, but. §2 It is a pretty Fable, but Jack, if Galatea . + . 167 It isn’t that it Hurts, but—how much more I need that Piece of cloththanhe . Tt may be all Right, but (Woolf) 2 - 338 It stands to Reason. . I wish that Fog horn would stop Blowing ; I always Confuse it with Mother's Voice ais ay ih wonder why I can't do That . . va't Shut Up (Wite i in Folding Bed) 2. ee * ry Jacob’s Well. . January . . 5 Jonathan Crusoe” . jJunew 2... : une Picnic... 3 Just Reversing Things: Keeping a Watch on Him Knowledge is Power . . Lady or the Tiger . Lavcoon . . . Lapboard,A . . Latest Bogie . CONTENTS. PAGE. Laugh and World Laughs with You 345 Leading a Chaste Life . . . . 467 Lent... we ww + 168, 185 LentinTown .. 2... Lest We Forget. . . Let Me Introduce Mr. Mosenstein Liberty Enlightening the World . LIFE’S Elixir: 306, 384, 466, 492, $12, LIFE'S Exchange Column . CEES 5 History’ of the War with LiFe’ is ‘Informed that Secretary Alger is Annoyed. . . LIFE’S Pantheon of Popular Pets: Chauncey Depew. . . . . Wm. Hohenzollern . . . - Robert Ingersoll oe {ak the Kisser. 2. joseph Pulitzer. oe Secretary of War . % Mark Twain. . : I. Zangwill . . . . LIFE’S Portraits: J.M. Barrie. . . Hall Caine. . . . William Dean Howells « Sir Henry Irving. . Our New Minister to Englan Dr. Rainsford . . Charles Egbert Craddock Mme. Emma Eames. . Empress of Japan. . Louise Imogene Guiney Sarah Orme Jewett. . Julia Marlowe. : - ‘ ssie Milward . . . fary E, Wilkins». Lines toa Portrait. . . . Literary Machine, The . Lovely Woman... . Love's Predicament . Love’s Round .. . Love’s Weather . . . Lying asa Fine Ari Made in German oe Making Things-Hum . |. Mamma,when isa Man inhis Pri Man, Cow and Bear... . Many Dollars... . March... . Marriage of Convenience, A Masked Ball. . . 1. e Matter of Dispute, A . . . May... se eee Men are Deceiversever.. - Food for Feminine Intellect itary: Beating a Tattoo. . Mind his Kissing you? Not if yo don’t . see eee Missed the Boat es . Miss Wilkins Turned Humorist Mistake of a Preoccupied Man. Modern Martyrs... . Morning Call, A... Mortimer isn't much of a Jumper asaRule . . Mother Goose to an Absentee | Mother, will you Punish Bungbam Moth Proof . . ei ve Mr, and Mrs. Jonah and Fish S ory Mr. Bruin and Dr. Rabbit (Marriner) Mrs, Noah: Noah, if that couple go Aboard, Istayhere . . * That's one of those new H Animals . 2... 2. Musical Hooley,A. . . . . - Music Lover, The . . . . . Music Tragedy, A. . . Mutual ‘Admiration Society,” Ltd. . My Child, let me have that Cigar PAGE My good Man, you seem very sin- cere fora ‘Play Actor . . . 438 My Vacation. . 2. 1 1 1. 438 Naughty Cherub, The . . 169 Near-Sighted Lover’ 's Try: sting, The 526 Never . . eS . 132 New Method, A: aD need . $52 Newspaper Puff, A oF ges + $25 Night School. . . . . » 147 Nile Green. > eg Nineveh Millionaires’ Club, The | 380 No Field for Woman . Sey smcdas Not a Sensitive Gentleman. . . 433 Not a Very Good Job soe ee a2 Note of Warning, A . +. 183 Not the true Four Hundred ok oy 47 Now get away, Professor, and Stop your Fooling . . 2. 1. 47 Now, Were ltoadd Gas. . . . 206 Nudeparture, A.. so ee Oty Nurse OtisandUncleSam |. 513 Of Course he Chose the Heiress . 46 Office of Alger, Eagan & Co. . . 225 » yes, Give us Expansion . . 402-3 Old Holland, in Stone Jugs. . . 143 Old Maid andthe New . . . . 148 On Desert Island Chap Alone . | 6 On Dress Parade . . One of our Strongest * Military (s) centres during the late War One of the Witnesses who Failed to Appear . ww. we we On the Safe Side. . oe Origin of a Familiar Phrase | Ostrich who Tried toClimba Tree. Our Good Sense. . . . Our Mission in the East . Outside the Pantry . . Papa, is that a Basilisk ? Passing a bad Bill. . . Pastimes of Easter Week Past, Present, Future. . Paying Patient leaving Hospital Peace. . . Peace hath ber Victories ; PerennialGame .. . Philadelphia... Pdilippine Problem, The. Tv. p. No. Plain Tales that are Really Plain Pleasant Surprise for the Girl who Marries a Utah Widow. . . Plot that Failed, The... Poet’s Trade. 2 2 1 1 wee Poker Terms. . ber Ohtee 33 Political Svengali, The wer cates as 446 Poor Bruno! You must be Tired . 435 Possible Result of the Open Door 293 Professor Thought it was a Water Snake . - © fe ley ie oe 109) Promising Pupil, A_.” Title p. No. 848 Prophetic . . . . Title p. No. 841 Puzzle: Find the Author. . 9. . 305 Puzzle: Find the Clean Boy... 18% Questions of the Hour. 490, 511, $30, 550 Railroad Term: The Western Flyer 49 RaraAvis,A. . . 2... +» 297 Real Thing, The . 275 Remember, Bobby, this will Hurt me more than you . Reporting Wrecks on the ‘other Shore. . . Res Adjudicate sii ce the War Respite, A. 2. 2 2 ee ee Retrospective . . on oe Rich and Poor at Yale | | Richard III, and #39.08 Bicycle Right Kind . . ies a Rising Young Man, Mies ¥