Judge — March 1938 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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IMPORTANT NOTICE HE Regular Monthly Meeting of the Advanced American Busi- ness Women’s Union will be held on Thursday next at Three P.M. A full attendance is earnestly requested, as a number of im. portant papers will be read and discussed. The subjects will be as follows: “Are Boys Worth Raising?’”’......... “Hints on Sharpening Lead Penc _---By Lena Spinster, M.D. .-By Mary Sharpe Cutter “Women Who Have Ruled the World,” --By Susan Meekly “Ten Cent Lunches,”.. By Sarah Cruller “Women as Financiers and Bankers, ae By Beatrice Spendit “Where Would Men be Without Mothers,” By Eudora Oldstyle “Are Bloomers Becoming?” 0 -By Bessie Stout LEMONADE FRAPPE WILL BE SERVED IN THE BLUE ROOM. N.B.—Members whose fines for non.attendance at the meeting amount to more than twenty-five cents are requested to pay them immediately, or their names will be posted on the bulletin board in accordance with By-law XVII. Helen Reuyter, Secretary. BY THE SAD SEA WAVES “DON'T BE A CLAM, CHOLLY!” sam Vic- TORIA GEOGHAM DREAMILY TAPPING HER HEELS ON THE ROCKY SEAT. “CLAM?” SAID CHOLLY; “CAN YOU COM- PARE THE FERVENCY OF MY AFFECTION TO THE PRINCIPAL INGREDIENT OF A CHOWDER?” “YaAAS, CHOLLY, BECAUSE CLAMS ARE ONLY PICKED UP AT LOW TIDE, AND THIS IS ONLY MY SECOND SEASON.” AND IN THE SILENCE YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD HIS CHIN DROP. 74 TO ARCTIC ENTHUSIASTS ANOTHER EXPEDITION TO THe NortH Pore! Those sybarites who were unable to join previous excursions will find in this A RARE CHANCE! No brains or capital required. Endur- ance makes the man. The most com. monplace and _ uninteresting : volunteer returns Ferner A HERo!! Frozen limbs, no end of filth and a shattered constitution are guaranteed. INSANITY A CERTAINTY! In no other manner is Notoriety Achieved in so short a time. More useless suffering crowded into a Long Period by this process than by any other. THE MAYFLOWER VOLUNTEERS WANTED! As SHe Must Have APPEARED ON Her PassaGE TO THis Country, WITH A Apply at the Steamer Hearsea- PorTION OF THE HEIRLOOMS WHICH ARE “REALLY AUTHENTIC, YoU Know.” float, foot of Gnawbones Pier. 1886 35 comicbooks.com