Judge — January 1938 — page 84: what you’re looking at

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The Judge’s Crossword Puzzle No. 396 Submiited by Allen Glasser, Bronx, N.Y.C. Horizontal 1. Famous trouble maker. 6. You can't do without this. . Often found in slot machines. . Angels are this way. inst something. a fishy one, . Doles (Ah there, Mr. Hopkinst). Where backseat drivers drive you. This makes us blue. ; What no WPA worker ever does to himself, 2. Siamese twins can't do this. ; Russian inland sea. 2¢€. What a Chinaman does to his ancestors. 2 This can be taken for granted. Recession ink. Where the corpse was found. You can make hay with this. 35. This is real hot. First cousin to a stork 1. What motorists should do at grade crossings. This is barred, but not banned. . What every lass desires. Hollanders went crazy about this once. Japan's first bite out of China—and what an appetite it developed! This makes the wheels . Inquired—and no foolin’, . Sareastic in a highbrow” way. . S1. What the law does to culprits—sometimes. 2, This fellow is always on bis way. . Water in a hurry. Competent. Something abstract in the concrete. Never let this get the best of you. What the burglar toted off. This man makes you sleepy. Poets’ pet goddess : Sea eagles—and we don't mean ocean hoppers. . What the cop did on his beat. 7, Dumb Dora. thinks this is something for campers to sleep in. ‘round. Vertical + A wise man’s vehicle if you L it. ! This spiny shrub is a sticker, Where baldness begins. . What a radio comedian does with an old gag. ; What Fascists would like to do to Commu- nists—and vice versa . This will keep yau cool. ~ A weight on your mind ! Furcbearing, aquatic mammal—no, not Johnny Weissmuller. aan . What mobs do when the Black Maria arrives. Gazed vacantly, like a glass eye. : Pertaining to the moon. 78 . John L, Lewis and William Green will never do this, it seems. 3. Big blowhards. Th has teeth, but can't chew. sin a class by themselves. : isn't unlawful. What to do when the boat leaks. ; Napoleon hated this place. ipped on a banana peel. Ancient Celtic priest. ce with the jitters. jety of carnelian, ed molding. at_every actor wants to play. 39. A prize-fighter by this name smells just the same. . What plotters do when they get together. . What the nail did to sonny’s pants. | Where dancing interferes with dining. Catlike critters. What ashes do to rugs. Radio comedy. . A shady sort of place. arp claw. . Fragrant wood—but not to moths, |: The Great Divide. : This Russian was considered terrible in bis time. 6. Fruity appointment. . Where most nickels go. How to get more than you started with. Solution of Puzzle 394 $|OlU] o[R[M] THE TRAILER GAZETTE A MAN in a New Jersey trailer plugged a curling iron into the municipal circuit last evening and blew out a fuse, leaving the church festival in complete darkness. This practice has got to stop. Del Potter has taken the refrigerator out of his trailer to make room for his mother-in-law who is coming to visit for a spell. Hank Tibbitts was just about to com. plete a run of 15 in Jake Cole's pool parlor over at the Trailer Camp when the rear left tire blew and let the table down at one end. Dr. Paul Ottis’ dental office is stuck in the mud on the edge of Highway 101. Patients are urged to wear rubber boots for the time being. Herzog’s Grocery Store got out of con- trol and ran through the fence surround. ing the public school yesterday. Chet says the store suffered a broken fender and the kids ate up about a hundred dollars worth of crackers. Al Watrus, who had lived in a trailer for two years, ran the following ad in the classified department of the Gazette last week: “My wife, having left with my bed and board, I will no longer be responsible for debts incurred by her.”” The Sheriff is looking for a Western Union telegraph office with brown body, yellow fenders and balloon tires. The operator turned left down Elm Road without holding out his hand. The new post office skidded off the road last night and landed on its side in a ditch. The general delivery window is under three feet of mud. Witnesses claim that the postmaster was driving with one hand and sorting mail with the other. White's Drug Store is advertising for an experienced driver who can also make ice cream sodas and fill prescriptions. Tony Contento has left in his shoe shine parlor for a week's fishing in the Pocono Mountains. The Women’s Temperance Union is getting up a petition to force Jake Badger to drive his saloon out of town on Sun. days. One good thing about Jake's place is that he always drives folks home in it if they can’t navigate. jc. comicbooks.com