Judge — January 1933 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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H. APPY DAYS ARE Now of course I know I'm from a little jerkwater town in Oklahoma, there they don’t know anythink about interior decorating and you come well recommended, and know what your doing—but what the hell do I want with a burro in my bed room? Of course I'll go thru with it if you want me to and its the right thing to do here in New York. Out in the West we're fond of them beasts for the work they do for us, but the fondest man in Oklahoma for the swellest burro in the whole country HERE AGAIN. tle dnnie Rooney Rushesthe First Growler. wouldn't think of taking one to bed with him. I certainly can’t see no sense in it, even if the Burro could, which isn’t likely. Also it'll eat all the insides out of my mattress, I'll warn you of that, but if you still insist its the thing to have in my room, why I'll be a sport and go along with you. Message No. 2. Now if I was sur- prised about the above I’m here to state right now that I’m dam amazed to hear your going to send a painter to paint the Burro to match the 17 walls. I’m sorry for the painter and I hope he’s got insurance for the wife & kids—for Im here to tell your whole firm—that used as I am to horse flesh you'd never catch me ticklin no burro with a paint brush in a small space like my bedroom! I don’t like to make no suggestions to you or this brave lad that’s going to do the painting—but I would think the easier thing would be to paint the walls to match this burro, That at least would be less iratating to (Page 29, please) comicbooks.com