Judge — February 6, 1932 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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os «+ but the elbows did not hatch. “Can I have found the key to hap- piness?” [asked myself, and just then ++. “pop! pop!” Both elbows... . Dazed, I stumbled to Mosiskiewiez with the entire parts of the suit. I think I went there to say goodbye and wish him well, Grief confuses my recollection of the incident. All that night I tossed sleeplessly—dozing off at dawn, The « orbell was ringing. It was Mosiskic He handed me that suit, said, * and walked away, The extra pants were missing, but it seemed intact otherwise. And get this: There were no patches on the elbows, Amazed at life’s mysteries, I put on the suit and went to chureh Humbly, thankfully, still, wondering how Mosiskiewiez had performed the miracle. Soon I realized that people were staring at me. S girls were tittering. I looked myself over furtive- ly, and could find no object of comedy til my eves fell on my shoulders. They were shining! — Glittering— with that unmistakable scat-of-th pants gleam of a veteran blue serge suit! —Josrvn ALorr Influenza, Frinstance Everything comes to him who waits except taxicabs in rainy weather, Rates are lower at winter resorts this year than evér before. So now we not only can’t afford to go to them, but we don’t save as much by staying away. JUDGE em “Sorry to have kept you waiting for your eye test—just sit down, please.” Vwan, chase a liner, will ya!” Bad News For a Better Half M* Bist Spring's evening weap will do But [am starved for something new, I'm sick of makeshifts, tired of thrift. My moral fibre needs a lift, The sort of lift that comes with hats And smart new frocks, my dear, and that's My ultimatum, So, prepare For trouble. Spring is in the air And if we de on the rocks T shall be wearing chiffon socks. Marcaner Fisitpack Parity We understand that Babe Ruth’s argu- nst accepting the $70,000 con- . that President Hoover is get- 000, ment comicbooks.com