Judge — January 23, 1932 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CLUB NOTES N EWsparers recently carried stories + of the Rudy Vallee Boosters’ club, composed largely of young women who have decided to forget about Mrs. Vallee and continue to ad- inire the w red crooner. Stories of a similar club which had decided to forsake Mr. Vallee and swear allegiance to Bing Crosby “because he is more masculine and whistles like an angel” also were published. Further news items on other Public Idol and Adoration clubs follow: The Russ Columbo society met yes- terday in the home of Miss Della Wallero to decide on a club theme song. A newspaper reporter who was to cover the meeting sug- “Columbo, the Gem of the but Miss Dah h vice president, pointed out that would hardly be appropriate inasmuch as “oe “What you want to do is to make him think he’s got you groggy!” Columbo has nothing to do with the ocean. A modified resolution in favor of “Columbo, the Gem of the Air Waves.” was laid on the table for aw The Harpo Marx club, disrupted a month when all the women re signed after a resolution had been passed pledging all members never to talk, was threatened with another break toc More than 200° mem- hers. thre d to bolt when they learned that the famed st sereen mute really can spe Dale Marshall, wrote the Times and ¢ intend to switch our allegiance to Coolidge.” Regular Tharsd Tuesday - Wednesday - meeting of the O'Neill club will be held on Saturday, Sunday and Monday this week. Ten Eyck ‘Slemp, scerctary of the club, asked for the postponement, being a little hoarse from reading the minutes of the last incetin, Four thousand members of the Morton Downey association, secking a less effeminate vo e resigned to join the Loyal Order of Lee Morse. The Gandhi club, whose members wear the same costume as the club ake, has decided to incorporate 1 new title until June. ‘Tempo- y it will be known as the Sir Hu- bert Wilkins club, “If I knew this was such a swell joint, I'd 'a’ dressed up a bit.” —Rop Rrrp wv comicbooks.com