Judge — January 9, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Sports (Continued from page 12) care to compare such things as Gandhi's overnight sack with the sar jal splendors of Mr. Jimmy Walker. Mr. Martin hit home runs, beat out bunts, stole bases and committed audacious robberies afield. In short, he did everything but climb the flag pole, jump over the grandstand and sing Harvest Moon through a mega- phone. After the series Mr. McGillicuddy admitted he had never seen anythin like Mr. Martin except possibly i nightm. or a George Bancroft film frer nd it was very plain that it would be all right with the Athletics’ leader if he never saw anything like the young man from now on. On the other hand, the customers welcomed Mr. Martin with hysterical ps of g He was something en- new and different, a profes- 1 ball player who was patently getting a lot of fun out of earning his dough. You see this type of player about as often as you sce cows on Park Ave—and I hasten to add this is no unmannerly dig at the dowagers. AX®, if anybody should happen to ask you, there was a real race hoss out there galloping around the better year, showing his heels (is to all and sundry. I mean Twenty Grand, Mrs. Payne Whit- ney’s champion three old. What Paul Revere could have done with a hoss like that! On reflection, I'll let you keep Ouimet, Pop and Mr. Martin for your 1931 souvenirs and I'll take Twenty Grand. Which is more than Swe All, Mate and the rest of those munchers could do in the Derby, come to think of it. And what a that was! Even the Nordics would have bowed before it. Twenty Grand didn't start to run until he got to the head of the stretch and then he ran right over hosses, jockeys and judges. Beautiful in build, color and move- ment, the Whitney star is the nearest thing the turf has had to Man o’ War since Big Red was breaking records and bookies. Inquiring into his home life and personal habits, I learned that he a Gargantuan eater—and the Prit broiled to a Harlem brown makes a very neat blue plate platter. Where the will get a oats a ¢ about twice liqueurs and « thoroughbred on quarts of wenty Grand demands any, with cheese, rs on the side. To me this was an interesting and encourag- point about training; the idea of ating yourself into a championship carries a vast appeal to a sedentary gladiator whose only regret is that he ANNOUNCING A NEW | | TELETYPEWRITER SERVICE Tur Bent System offers to the public a new Teletypewriter Ser- Any subscriber to this ser- be connected, through the teletypewriter “central,” to any other subscriber, whether he be around the corner or across the continent. Subscribers can type back and forth by wire, for short or long periods, just as th y now hold conversations by telephone. This important development for the business world parallels the her progress which is constantly be Mg Mes typed in one office made in the telephone art. ges, inquiries, reports — are instantly and accurately reproduced on the other subscriber's. teletypewriter. Typewritten copics made by both | sending and receiving machines arc available for permanent ree- ords. The principal feature of this new serviee, which distinguishes it from existing private line AMERICA has but one set of gastric juices to give to his country. ney tell me that 1932 is getting ready to present a young lady called Top Flight as the turf’s succes- sor to Twenty Grand. She will have to be good and fast, and being a high- minded moralist I don’t see how any young lady can be just that. But then I quit hanging around the soror- ities back in Lillian Russell's time. Next week: Pansies I Have Planted —by the Old Colonel. teletypewriter service, is that any subscriber may ask for any other subscriber and be connected immediately. Further information about this new development in nation-wide communication will be furnished gladly by your local Bell Tele- phone Business Office. Teletypewri twoway © provides Speed of telephone servi \ typewritten as fast as yne or more simultaneously and receiving machines, Material transmitted may be re- corded on forms if desired. Teletypewriters a typewriter: e like ordinary in appearance, Teletypewriters can be operated by any one who can operate a type: writer. You can use Teletypewriter Service any time you need it. A most economical form of record communication, TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY Mrs. I think there are bur- glars in the rtment! Mr.—Well, shut up—we'll let them freeze to death! -_ * « Dorothy had heard a missionary re late over the radio some of his experi- ences in Africa, ‘Telling her father about it afterwards, she said: “He told us that the poor heathen were often hungry and when they beat on their tumtums it could be heard for miles.” —Boston Transcript comicbooks.com e