Judge — January 9, 1932 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Are Youa Skippy Fan? LOOK, FELLERS! A SKIPPY FIRST PRIZE-$100%¢3 if \| Secon prize-$50 4 THIRD PRIZE— $25 FIVE PRIZES OF-$10 Object of Contest: To write the best essay of not more than 300 words on “What I Like or Dislike about Skippy’s Philosophy,” based upon the section, ‘‘Skippy Philosophy,” to be found in the book, ‘‘A Cartoonist’s Philosophy” by Percy Crosby. The names of the winners and the ay winning first: prize will be published in advertising space in two New York papers and a national weekly The Jadges Will Be: Ward Greene, novelist and executive editor, King Features Syndicate. Gilbert Seldes, playwright, essayist and critic. William Lengel, managing editor of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Hugh Leamy, managing editor of the American Magazir.e. Rules of the Contest: 1. Entries are to be mailed to Contest Editor, Percy Crosby, Publisher, im, Virginia and must be in by midnight, February 15, 193 2, All entries must be neatly typewritten or clearly written in ink, using one side of paper only. The contestant’s name and address must be plainly printed in the upper right hand corner of each page. 3. The decision of the judges will be final. No correspondence as to the merits of any essay will be entered into, nor will any essays be returned after the contest. Contestants may obtain “A Cartoonist’s Philosophy’ from the library, booksellers or direct from the pub- lisher. Those who wish to order direct from the pub- lisher may fill out the coupon below PERCY Crosby, Publisher McLean, Virginia closed find $2.00 for edition with colored pictures. Enclosed find $1.00 for new edition without pictures. Name Address WIGH HAT (Continued from page 23) gradings as printed by the hard-boiled poor of today. The only real money shirts who operate Society's dirt-col- in the world rests in the size 12 stock- lection 1 ines. ings of a new social order that has However, if my notoriously pretty clomb into the driver's seat. I am, brown cock-eyes don’t fail me, it therefore, re aoe the grading would seem that the rich of yesterday ing the new have been demoted to the nouveau merits! Read "em, girls, and sue me, [ need publicity :— GRADE A Mosholou Praxiteles: Father a bear (The Wolf of Wall Si Muggi-wuggia Tony: Daugh- ter of Tony's, 54th St. Daughter of Daughter of Potsi Tony: Daughter of Tony's, 57th St. GRADE B Victoria Cohen: The bookmaker Cohens. Delicia Karter: The Red Ink Kar ters, you know, ia Fogarty-1 rty: Of th $10 4 week F y- rtys, white collas people with jobs. GRADE X, Y, Z Bridget O'Breyenne: The sewer scandal people Petunia Washington: Parents make kink remover (colored). Lotta Lipschitz: Of the 10 per cent. per month interest: pawnbrokers. Carmen Dolores Stein: | Number Kings of Harlem, Hermione Pokkopoppolus: Greek Sea Food Café People. Eye-Queues FATHER gave his sons an apple each. He warned them: “Do not eat them tonight. To the one who cats his apple tonight [I give a thrashing; to the one who doesn’t, a dit Each of the boys, suspicious, before putti he ipple under his pil low, pricked ials on it with a pin. ing the night, Willie waked, ate pple, left the core un- pillow. Later Johnny overed Willie's dirty trick, i cating Willie’s apple both would thrashings. He got an idea anc 1 things so’s he got a dime, W thrashing. How did he do it? In the Bingville National Bank, the positions of President, Vice-Presi- dent, Cashier, Teller, Bookkeeper and Stenographer are occupied (not re- spectively) by Mr. Brown, Mr. Fine- Mr. O'Shaunessey, Mrs. John- } son, Miss Gordon and Miss Pegyy Leonard. The Vice-President is the President's grandson, The Cashier is the Stenographer’s son-in-law. The Teller is Miss Gordon's stepsister. Brown is a helor, Mr. - Mr. O'Shaunes- sey is the President's neighbor. What is the Cashier's name? Last week’s No. 1:—Jones, ap- proaching last, saw his ball kick Smith’s ball into the eup. No. 2:—So’s it could be next to the railroad, dopes! —Juoer, Jr. comicbooks.com