Judge — January 9, 1932 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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are studying tap dancing; girls who die for love and the tabloids; girls who look the other way; and news- paperwomen, Night Life “Tro The Croydon, my thanks. ‘They of the notes Pve had in a long tin that once knocked your great-grand- father in the eve Jan old Long Island Inn to spend the night:— sent me o most amusing. as he enter Rules of this Tavern Sour pence a night for bed Dix pence with supper No more than five to sleep in one bed No boots to be worn in bed Organ Grinders to sleep in wash house No Rasor Grinders of Tinkers taben in Needless to say I'm in favor of it, especially the part about four pence bed and a couple o' pence more for k and onions and a tweak under the chin of the tavern keeper's daugh- ter, Compared to fifteen dollars for Mr. Waldorf- has no daughter) ste: the same today (alas! Astori runs into considerable . the saving As for more than five sleeping in a bed, I agree. Any would lead di- rectly to Communisin, The wearing of shillings. more boots to bed leaves ine this way and that, however. Suppose there should be 1 sudden call to the pumps at the snoreasy or a sudden draught? Where would one be with nude ankles? Besides, no red-blooded man wants to be found dead in bed sans his boots. As for the discrimination against organ grinders, it would seem to be in order. Of course, I do think the dog should be allowed upstairs, if only to keep strangers from crawling in thra the servidor and to feed persistent bell- boys to. The dog, after all, is man’s best) fend. Beer, most decidedly, doesn’t belong in the kitchen. Beer belongs only on one place—inside the dining room inside the guest. 1 fire, heer The Parlor Inane Beer: something the rowdiest game ever invented this side of “Shinny on Your Own Side.” Printed on a bridge oileloth, you can stick it on your bridge table and by means of a dice progress along a trail of the well-known and actual New York speakeasies mentioned on it. Traveling and drinking thus vicar iously, you save yourself quite a wad of green, Deb From the Neck Up I see that there has been a lot of fuss raised by the debutantes over their (Continued on page 26) new, is probably CARLO: CANNES: MAJORCA: AZORES - NEW YORK NAPLES - CORSICA + MONTE cents, NEW YORK - TENERIFFE - CASABLANCA - GIBRALTAR + ALGIERS Mole WINTER work fer you = aud Save money ~ onthe ARISTOCRAT CRUISES 4 BRIGHT AFRICA:-SAHARA-: RIVIERA: CORSICA BRILLIANT LAND CRUISES ov tie BARBARY COAST...SUPERB ROADS and HOTELS WHERE CAN YOU MAKE $16.50 A DAY GO FARTHER THAN to shed winter from you like a snowy cloak at Pier §7 on February 12 or March 18 and head oss the bland Gulf Stream for the Canaries, Casabl 1s? After a glimpse of Ps nea, Gibraltar, and in-Africa, the famous French Liner Paris (the you on to Naples, then to Napoleon's birth- place at Ajaccio in Corsica—then up to Monte Carl aristocrat of the seas) will take , Cannes, Marsei each day ashore an inexpressible coloured moving-picture which will remain in your mind forever. Your cabin will be typical of cushioned French Line comforts you'll eat as if you were touring the greatest restaurants of France (with what- ever American dishes you like best whenever you want them); you'll explore tantalized you; your odd moments will be diverted by a program of well-bred gayety typical of the French Line’s genius for making you enjoy their er vintages that have Ic ise more than you ever enjoyed another anywhere. From Marseilles you'll either sail direct home by Majorca, Gibraltar and the Azores —or by train to Paris and Havre and the //e de France, as you prefer. The Paris, on her first Mediterranean Cruises, proposes to take a company of nice people who know best how to defeat winter—who cherish gayety and detest organized whoopee—and who (like most nice people) know how to make each dollar buy its utmost luxury. Old General Depression will not be allowed up the gangplank; these cruises are planned to make Time (which all the economists say is the cure) really go to work for you! French Line, 19 State Street, New York, or any authorized agent. 2 ONE-MONTH CRUISES sailing FEBRUARY 12 and MARCH 18 FIRST COME BEST BOOKED!