Judge — November 28, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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\ Like Teppy SHANE, ENEN \F HE’ \s ONLY A SIKN' SENEN-EIGHTHS =eEDORA! XN tear the telephone out of the wall, fires will rage unchecked except in furnaces, where there won't be any, policemen will be helpless as usual, and as for your householder, his state of em issment T have not space to picture. Suffice it to say he will have no gas, electricity or any of the other things he probably hasn't paid for anyhow, and if he happens to be in an elevator, bound for his off he will “as often as not be stuck between floors” and have to stay there, God knows how long, maybe always or anyway during the upset. Personally that sounds like a swell place to be until the trouble blows over. The ukase ends like this: “Within a very brief space of time, misery, suffering, confusion and ter- ror will take the place of well ity, order and h ED VOLUNT GOOD WORK. COUNT ON YOU?" Well, if you insist... but I mi be called to Milwaukee almost any day now. Society Notes Coxnitioss damper marts that weari bad in’ the ders are coonskin coats behind bars to are so JUDGE make customers feel cold and drink more. George Olsen, band major and big smiler, is being run into everywhere these imbibious winter eveni . T saw him in seven different fun factor- ies in one night and he remembered me each time. May I say, as an ad for George, that his band at the Club Richman is bigger, louder, funnier, noisier, better dressed, healthi tuncfuller than eve: in spite of his incessant love for white waistcoats. Some evening, when I'm drooli with courage, I’m going to dump swectbreads down his shirt front. It will be hat gesture toward gi to black in vests. George a simple, high- ting him back Mac is really a tectotaler at heart. He is known in all the better Hush Halls for his unbelievable consump- tion of straight White Rock. The mosphere of such places intrigues his messy mentality. He can be quoted . I find a new philosophy around bars.” I believed him until the other A. M. He telephoned I was to appear at his studio for tes eleven in the morning last Friday. Curious about morning tea, I dropped “round. I found Mac in morning stiff- ies pouring Oolong into dainty tea- cups held by beautiful girls. “Their faces were familiar. Several spoke to me. In sooth I entered the stu- dio, four of them dived for my hat. Then I tumbled. I questioned Mac behind =a meaningless — modernistic sercen which hides the hot 'n’ cold in his studio. “It’s this said Ma am a con oozer of uteh! I mean It beauteh where I find it. And I've noticed the purtiest girls in New York are the hat check girls in Hush Halls. 1 got the idea it would be a swell idea to see them in daylight—hence this morning tea, Some of them, chappie, aren't at their best. They all have that complexion which ay, Junior,” *HIDE HER FACE AND SHOW HER ANKLES “hy BREAK THE WALL Flows SAYS NNOR —, goes with living by night. paleness—even Yet, to me, whiteness—makes a face interestingly beautiful. [ hope you unastan’ all T mean by what I’ve said? I’ve meant, for some reason or other, I'm giving a tea for hat check, girls.” I listened to the girls’ conversation. It was quaint shop “Tm er: he’s only : but he’s intell said Cleo, ‘m all adither about Russell Pat- terson,” said a Miss Manon. “He's a seven-'n'-a-quarter Finchley, and he’s so-0-0 good-looking.” “Personally,” peeped a blond quar- f like Mr. Machamer. half beret, nutty, and proposes to me every time he checks in. I always (Continued on page 22) nt "bout being comicbooks.com